Eat The Rich

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[gaycelestialbeings]

Every couple years I remember I still have a tumblr account. I’m 27 now and my hair is split which is so fun

[gaycelestialbeings]

It’s fucking wild to log back into this account and see who I was so many years ago. I spent a lot of time sad and thinking nothing good would ever happen. The last time I was relatively active on here was 2020, when I was with a very mentally abusive person. I’m happy to yell into the void now that I have two kids, I’m married to the most wonderful person. Things are good 🤍

[lilacblossoms]

“Alexander Hamilton founded the New York Post” sounds a lot less impressive when you learn the rest of that sentence goes:

“so he could publicly talk smack about the other founding fathers”

[whineandbeerisdeleting-deactiva]

There was literally an article in this Sunday’s New York Post dragging Aaron Burr for saddling NYC with a grid system instead of wide Parisian boulevards. The first line was “We’ll never have Paris here in New York. But we could have … if not for Aaron Burr.” Marvelous. Hamilton’s ghost is weeping tears of joy.

[lilacblossoms]

This is the best addition to this post in 10,000+ notes and I would like to personally thank you for sharing this crucially important historical development

200+ years later and Burr still can’t catch a break from Alexander Hamilton’s legacy

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[supercomplicatedperson]

[galaxianbitch]

i think about this tiktok literally every day

[stevienick]

[phantom-kiwi]

i was playing today and i accidentally adopted a crewmate

[phantom-kiwi]

id just like to say this actually happened like

it was the best thing

[elvenferretots]

I miss Dungeons and Dragons just a little bit...

[theequeerstrian]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life and also I'm mindblown that you taught him to roll a dice.

[swarnpert]

don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

[darllng]

obert pobert

[catchymemes]

[westerncrib]

[tempestadd]

[catchymemes]

A drink or two

[fluffmugger]

#the internet is a chaotic neutral space#if you ask a chaotic neutral entity to do something for you might not get a no#but you might get a very strange yes

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

[crow--teeth]

cat names in my house Do Not Fucking Stick. a cat is named whatever we yell when they do rude cat things like bite our feet or attempt to jump up on a hot burner.

OFFICIALLY, our cats are named Biscuit, Salem, Furby, and Dirt Cobain. Everyone is under the impression our cats are named Babycat, Black Kitty, Fluffy Motherfucker, and Evil Bastard. Furby doesn’t respond to either of those because he thinks his name is Tortilla.

[crow--teeth]

I call this his Tortilla Mode and he accepted it as his Name instead

[dovewithscales]

He chose his name and you have to respect his life choices.

[everythingfox]

Was not expecting that

(via)

[mockwa]

[eroscestlavie]

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

[thecheesyllama]

[louceph]

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Yep

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

People feel threatened by this.

Keep that in mind.

[sexhaver]

literally every single time without fail

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

Get a load of you, making fun of someone’s profile pic in 2019. You must be so proud. I bet you get all the ladies.

Fuck off.

[sexhaver]

i am and i do, ponyfucker

[guu]

this is what you can find when you click on his FIMfiction link on his blog

Bidoofs Law, at it again

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

Oh God. They’re multiplying.

Yeah, I’m totally the degenerate here. My opinion doesn’t fucking matter because I like to fuck horses and watch a show for little kids.

Ugh… are you guys done? You’re boring me.

[guu]

[storyofamadblackwoman]

[wakandamama]

I saw this hot mess with my own eyes, so I must pass it to yall. @free-range-tiddies @purple-apricots

[free-range-tiddies]

“I like to fuck horses” “And watch a show for little kids” I would like to speak with the authorities.

[black-is-beautiful18]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

locking eyes with the spirit rummaging through the fridge at 3 am and waiting your turn because you know how it is

[sindotexe]

My spirit and I share a tub of ice cream because it’s been that kind of life

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

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