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It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.

imifos

stab scene intimacy coordinator

parakavka

Transdimensional Beast

todaysbird

this unique ‘blonde’ canada goose shows off one of a kind coloration due to leucism, a genetic mutation that results in a partial lack of melanin. the condition is frequently confused with albinism, but albino animals have a full lack of melanin; albino birds will most likely display all-white feathers, pink skin, and red or pink eyes.

the-punforgiven

Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we're running out of space on the table

Guy next to me took off one besagew and you can't even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it

phantomrose96

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

waterandsilver

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

slowpoli

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS IS MY NEW OBSESSION AAAAAH 😩🫶❤️ I had to make a supa fast drawing for them

I love them so much OMG 😭😭😭🫶 pls take my soul Saja boys

jollyart

I got a soft spot for them 🥺

m00nbuggies

this happens after the last scene

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

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traaansfem

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

neo-pussy-deactivated20250705

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

featherboabear

dumbtrannybitch

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas-georg

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

prismatic-bell

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

No this is accurate

bit hot today got the feets out

ratsquinks

I really want you to know that she is in fact the softest rat I've ever had idk what kind of conditioner she uses but I've never touched a softer rat that wasn't a tiny baby

eledsart

I love this boy a normal amount

(Prints 🐤)

depsidase

chekhovs-slinky

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.