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To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.
@official-german-translationen
How I love that German has a rather long word for âcar insuranceâ but merely three letters for âexistential despair and the meaninglessness of lifeâ.
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if you use a word more often you gotta shorten that shit down.
Same goes for âSomehow we are doing this, donât worry, I am sure this will going to be alrightâ which is just âWirdâ or if you wanna be fancy âWird schonâ
Or âthings are going quite okay for me, there is stability and movement forwardâ which is âlĂ€uftâ
Or the all important âWasn?â which means âWhat is the cause for you contacting me and what can I do to help you?â
Or âMy dear friend what is happening right in front of our eyes/ the thing that is happening is most impressiveâ: âAlter!â
Isso.
:D
I love that in german, the sentence âIâm sure everything will be alrightâ got abbreviated to âwillâ. Just âwill.â
âWird.â is my favourite german sentence.
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isnât it insanely fucking wild how our entire way of living changed in just a couple of weeks. like. worldwide? the entire world changed COMPLETELY in just weeks. did we ever even imagine that humanity could change so easily in the middle of crisis? we were always taught that global changes take time and are hard to achieve, and just like that, weâre all suddenly living in completely different conditions, our mindset has completely changed and weâve created new habits in no time, have incorporated the words âquarantineâ and âinfection/infectedâ to our vocabulary and drop them in the regular without even noticing it. itâs incredibly the way this virus has exposed that many, many of the worlds problems can be solved just that easily, and weâve been lied to our whole lives just because the people in charge donât care about them
Hey, @AOK what the fuck
âNope, you canât return that!?â - major German insurance company
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In light of the current situation, let me tell you about some lighthearted news from Germany.
This guy is Christian Drosten. Heâs a virologist and when German media wants an expertâs opinion on the coronavirus, they usually ask him. He also has a podcast where he gives a daily update about the pandemic.
And people absolutely love him. He has a fanpage on Instagram.
People stan him on Twitter.
Women like men who:
listen
can cook
donât have a problem with eye contact
are called Christian
are athletic
have a PhD
are well dressed
have clean finger nails
last name Drosten
virologist
Christian Drosten
You little cutiepie
Can someone tell me Christian Drostenâs birthday, Iâd like to know how comptaible our zodiac signs are.
They even started making memes
Tl;dr: Germany is collectively stanning a virologist.
If im not mistaken he also developed the Corona test that is now used globally, which is very sexy
Do ppl know about trump actively trying to buy the company thatâs currently working on a covid vaccine and wanting to keep it to American use only or is this a Germany only headline
A source
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8114015/Donald-Trump-tries-pay-German-company-creating-experimental-coronavirus-vaccine-US.html
German officials are trying to stop the US from enticing German company CureVac to move its research to the US, insisting no country should
It gets wierder and more troubling too. Apparently the CEO that met with trump has abruptly stepped down. The company is now being run by one of its founders. Wtf is going on here?
https://www.curevac.com/news/company-founder-ingmar-hoerr-succeeds-daniel-menichella-as-ceo-of-curevac-ag
Daniel Menichella started the month as CureVac CEO, one of the privileged few to discuss the coronavirus response with the U.S. president an
https://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/was-it-something-he-said-biotech-ceo-who-met-president-trump-month-exits-without-a-word
have not seen it in america but that IS pretty fuckin horrifying so like hey what the fuck
You really need to see this in the US because everyone else on the fucking planet has been seeing this for nearly a week and we are PISSED
Your government, in the middle of a global fucking pandemic, literally tried to buy the vaccine under development for said pandemic exclusively for the US.
This isnât just a daily fail bullshit squawk, this has been confirmed by multiple sources, INCLUDING THE GODDAMN GERMAN GOVERNMENT. âCAPITALISM HAS LIMITSâ and you have crossed a fucking line.Â
Read about this last Friday. Probably wouldnât have known if i didnât follow twitters from around the globe. Can he stop embarrassing us for just one day?
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Mayonnaise ist kein Instrument, Patrick
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Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiffâs girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.
Sustained.