[cabutl]

[fugghut]

the notes got interesting

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[awordwasthebeginning]

@official-german-translationen

How I love that German has a rather long word for ‘car insurance’ but merely three letters for ‘existential despair and the meaninglessness of life’.

[official-german-translationen]

Priorities

[antarestyl]

if you use a word more often you gotta shorten that shit down.

Same goes for “Somehow we are doing this, don’t worry, I am sure this will going to be alright” which is just “Wird” or if you wanna be fancy “Wird schon”

Or “things are going quite okay for me, there is stability and movement forward” which is “läuft”

Or the all important “Wasn?” which means “What is the cause for you contacting me and what can I do to help you?”

Or “My dear friend what is happening right in front of our eyes/ the thing that is happening is most impressive”: “Alter!”

[awordwasthebeginning]

Isso.

:D

[rogue-bard]

I love that in german, the sentence “I’m sure everything will be alright” got abbreviated to “will”. Just “will.”

“Wird.” is my favourite german sentence.

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news during coronavirus outbreak 🤍💖🤍💖🤍

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[zoozve]

i cant stop thinking about this post

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rojnapat]

isn’t it insanely fucking wild how our entire way of living changed in just a couple of weeks. like. worldwide? the entire world changed COMPLETELY in just weeks. did we ever even imagine that humanity could change so easily in the middle of crisis? we were always taught that global changes take time and are hard to achieve, and just like that, we’re all suddenly living in completely different conditions, our mindset has completely changed and we’ve created new habits in no time, have incorporated the words “quarantine” and “infection/infected” to our vocabulary and drop them in the regular without even noticing it. it’s incredibly the way this virus has exposed that many, many of the worlds problems can be solved just that easily, and we’ve been lied to our whole lives just because the people in charge don’t care about them

[panzertron]

[official-kultur]

Hey, @AOK what the fuck

[hiljaisuudesta]

“Nope, you can’t return that!?” - major German insurance company

[omghotmemes]

Special cream

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

In light of the current situation, let me tell you about some lighthearted news from Germany.

This guy is Christian Drosten. He’s a virologist and when German media wants an expert’s opinion on the coronavirus, they usually ask him. He also has a podcast where he gives a daily update about the pandemic.

And people absolutely love him. He has a fanpage on Instagram.

People stan him on Twitter.

Women like men who:

listen

can cook

don’t have a problem with eye contact

are called Christian

are athletic

have a PhD

are well dressed

have clean finger nails

last name Drosten

virologist

Christian Drosten

You little cutiepie

Can someone tell me Christian Drosten’s birthday, I’d like to know how comptaible our zodiac signs are.

They even started making memes

Tl;dr: Germany is collectively stanning a virologist.

[fatboyschl1mm]

If im not mistaken he also developed the Corona test that is now used globally, which is very sexy

[mordogeira]

Do ppl know about trump actively trying to buy the company that’s currently working on a covid vaccine and wanting to keep it to American use only or is this a Germany only headline

[mordogeira]

A source

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8114015/Donald-Trump-tries-pay-German-company-creating-experimental-coronavirus-vaccine-US.html

Germany tries to stop US from luring firm seeking COVID-19 vaccine 

German officials are trying to stop the US from enticing German company CureVac to move its research to the US, insisting no country should

[briearesea]

It gets wierder and more troubling too. Apparently the CEO that met with trump has abruptly stepped down. The company is now being run by one of its founders. Wtf is going on here?

https://www.curevac.com/news/company-founder-ingmar-hoerr-succeeds-daniel-menichella-as-ceo-of-curevac-ag

Was it something he said? Biotech CEO who met Trump this month exits without a word

Daniel Menichella started the month as CureVac CEO, one of the privileged few to discuss the coronavirus response with the U.S. president an

https://www.fiercebiotech.com/biotech/was-it-something-he-said-biotech-ceo-who-met-president-trump-month-exits-without-a-word

[jbt7493]

have not seen it in america but that IS pretty fuckin horrifying so like hey what the fuck

[fluffmugger]

You really need to see this in the US because everyone else on the fucking planet has been seeing this for nearly a week and we are PISSED

Your government, in the middle of a global fucking pandemic, literally tried to buy the vaccine under development for said pandemic exclusively for the US.

This isn’t just a daily fail bullshit squawk, this has been confirmed by multiple sources, INCLUDING THE GODDAMN GERMAN GOVERNMENT.  “CAPITALISM HAS LIMITS” and you have crossed a fucking line. 

[idabbleincrazy]

Read about this last Friday. Probably wouldn’t have known if i didn’t follow twitters from around the globe. Can he stop embarrassing us for just one day?

[born-to-lose]

Jesus, picking up bread: This is my body

Jesus, picking up wine: This is my blood

Jesus, picking up a guitar: This is ground control to Major Tom

[persimmonns]

The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula K. Le Guin / @lobotomybarbie / ? / @citrusflowers / fermentation night by Molly Cheang illustration & painting / 8th to 6th century BCE figurine of a woman baking, Akhzib / @3-ducks-in-a-trenchcoat​ / @moss-is-nice​ / ? / Everything Leads to You by Nina Lacour 

[official-german-translationen]

Pommes mit Mayo ist eigentlich auch nur Kartoffelsalat

[official-german-translationen]

Y'all mit eurem Essig ihr könnt euch beschweren soviel ihr wollt ich werde euch nicht anhören

[animestan69]

Mayonnaise ist kein Instrument, Patrick

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[loremerchant]

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

Sustained.