Life Goes On

I have never really been great at anything. Yes, I'm good at stuff. But not great. I want to be great.

[mitten]

[shmoobeardraws]

so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya 

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Logan Rinser)

[closet-keys]

My brother was diagnosed with depression years before I was, and because of that he started therapy years before I did.

I still remember when I was a young teen and he was playing a Nirvana song and he stopped it at this one line: “I miss the comfort of being sad”

He told me that when you start to get better, there’s a part of you that misses being sad and that if you start feeling that way you have to be extra extra aware and careful because if you indulge the feeling you’ll go down a self-destructive spiral

And even though that was years and years ago, I think about it all the time. Especially when I’m reading discourse on the idea of getting so attached to mental illness as an identity that you don’t want to improve things because you feel safe in it and don’t know who you are without it

I always think of that line “I miss the comfort of being sad” and my brother’s warning

[neovenoms]

[liquidfem]

[boostergold78]

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

[lordxeras]

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

I had no idea he put this much thought into this wow

[oxfordcommaforever]

I wonder why we dont hear about this…

[yinx1]

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

Mr. T’s raw power vaporizing the guy in the last gif

[thenatsdorf]

Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)

[i-hope-you--die]

omg

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[theshitneyspears]

How I’m going through 2019:

[heathermason1983]

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

[theluminousnight]

No tiddies but hard drugs are A-OK

[missednights]

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

[hoesaekyoongi]

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

[flowerr--child]

Not even a good price ….

[theshitneyspears]

How…do you know

[whoredrigo]

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

[mens-rights-activia]

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment

[seshrat]

my flatmate has just rocked in with the two lesbianest lesbians i’ve ever seen and introduced them as “my sister and my sister’s… roommate”

[seshrat]

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

[backgroundensemble]

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[owlmylove]

when ur drunk any bathroom is a save point

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[weloveshortvideos]

[ayellowbirds]

i knew that this must happen often because they are primarily fish-eaters, but somehow this is the first i’ve seen it.