Atlas

This is the dark hole where I declare my love for all my unhealthy obsessions. I am very queer Pronouns: He/They

[insomniac-arrest]

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[depsidase]

[headspace-hotel]

Me visiting the god damn monkey attack beach: "There better not be any god damn monkey attacks here"

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[caliburnabsolute]

y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.

[noelbadgespugh]

[natashowlet]

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[vive-la-revolution]

guys what’s a gender neutral term for a parent

[maip-macrothorax]

I want you to reread what you wrote.

[vive-la-revolution]

i may be stupid

[vive-la-revolution]

stop reblogging this post

[thethirdsleeper]

can you plagiarize a tumblr post on tumblr

[aeonlamb]

i'll allow plaigiarism if it's funny

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[hjartasalt]

Customers today are really just taking turns being on their most bizarre behaviour

[hjartasalt]

Three customers I got within the span of ten minutes or less:

Older man who apologized to me for being Danish

Older lady who stared at me like I'd just called her a slur and killed her dog in front of her when I told her we ran out of bags (she had a bag in her pocket this whole time. Also she was buying one item)

Younger woman who was being so normal until it was time for her to pay and she dirty talked to the card reader

[hjartasalt]

For those wondering the dirty talk woman said (very clearly to the card reader, it was kinda under her breath and if it had eyes she would have been making intense eye contact) "oh yeah you're gonna get it" and THEN she put her card in

[suskiss]

we've all heard of sfw sasuke but what about Nsfw sasuke?

[suskiss]

I have some deeply troubling news for you abt the internet

[suskiss]

okay we've both been funnier than each other once. were even now

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[elle-eedee]

[squareallworthy]

[pastel-papercut]

[gothicprep]

Varsity level tweet

[thedankmemes]

[gaysie]

i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you

[fleurdelys-fletri]

have you ever been cheated on?

[gaysie]

i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams