School of Smert

The blog for all things School Of Death

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Goretober Day 6-Drowning

I drew Iri for this prompt because I missed him ;^;

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THE SWOOTY BOOTY MEME IS FINALLY DONE 

also I’m posting it here because, well we’ve been kinda dead with content. hahhhh sorry.

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Just in case you ever wanted to listen for some reason pfft. I’ll always add to it if I deem fit

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Happy birthday Lola!

(Rupert to but... ermmm)

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things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

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I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

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this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

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funky town

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This is like a weird nightmare

Too silly to be scary, really

But still vaguely unsettling

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Send Me a Headcanon and I’ll Tell What OC I Associate It With

Light sleeper

Has non stop puns

Will cut you if you hurt their loved ones

Has a dysfunctional family

Likes rock music

Will give you the middle finger

Is a sweet angel

Can kill you with a pencil

Looks sweet but will murder you in cold blood

Looks like they will murder you but is a sweetheart

Will eat everything if they could

Wants to run away from everything

Knows random facts about everything

Owns a motorcycle

Is book smart

Is naïve

Would steal a penguin from the zoo

Has very exaggerated facial expressions

Likes Harry Potter

To solve other peoples problems, they say to murder the problem

Is a nervous wreck

Likes dragons

Will laugh as they kill you

Would bake a cake for a friend who is sad

Is the comforting one

Acts like they don’t care, but do

Loves children

Gets lost easily

Likes to work out

Will sends meme in the group chat

Knows every song ever

Likes socks

Can’t sleep without something special

Has a sweet tooth

Has amazing hair

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Old stuff from a meme I probably won’t finish haaah

(hint it was the hungry meme)

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So uhhh art meme :^\

Feel free to spam me with requests

(Plz don’t remove captions )

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i made a thing

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hey i really want to see what you all are doing so could you tag the stuff you do with #ctcfacething

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more facesss

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hey i really want to see what you all are doing so could you tag the stuff you do with #ctcfacething

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(still version)

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This is what happens when your friend uses your laptop pfft

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