some dumb bitch

[fairylightworld]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dyingroses]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

“A kiss may be grand, but it won’t pay the rental, on your humble flat, or help you at the automat.”

Like literally the most famous song about how much girls love jewellry is just explaining the importance of getting jewellry for when your partner leaves you penniless and alone.

[ohheyheyitsjj]

The founder of Girl Scouting in the US, Juliette Gordon Low, funded her first troop by selling her pearl necklace, which was her only belonging after her husband died and left everything to his mistress.

She founded Girl Scouts to teach girls self-sufficiency so they wouldn’t have to go through what she went through when her husband died and she didn’t know how to take care of herself.

[shiftythrifting]

this is just….a framed honey nut cheerios box

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[everythingcanadian]

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

[unicouniuni]

2020.06.20

[0palheart]

Me when im in an area

[iguanamouth]

do . do y ou mean. this toad

and, this possum

because this whole thing got wildly out of hand and if thats not what you meant i dont kno w what to tell you because

PLACE YOUR BETS

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

[theycallmedanismiles]

DISGUSTANG

[chlmera]

oh my god?

[adistraughtthought]

[questbedhead]

Okay please read this whole article because there is important information in ther, including;

1. She never yells at her students- her record breaking 121 decibel shout happened during an event she’d been invited to. She was defending her title after setting the previous shouting record during a competition at a church camp, where she got to 119.4 decibels 

2. The only reason she entered the first competition was because her twin sister had entered and was about to win with a shout of 119.1 decibels. 

3. They took her to an expert to try to understand how she shouted so very loud and his conclusion was that her supernatural volume was fueled entirely by her need to beat her sister. 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

That’s just how siblings are.

[shiftythrifting]

I posted a video of this on TikTok, but I had to share it here as well. Yep, that’s a pane of stained glass. Depicting Garfield. Doing what my cousin suggested must be Darth Vader’s force choke.

At first, I didn’t want to pay $57.99 plus tax for this, but a friend offered to go halves on it— not so he could share custody, but because Garfield deserved to be brought home.

[maythephorcebewithyou]

Stunning

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[littleboynamedplatypus]

[cognitohazardous]

dont stop fighting. not yet.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[calamardoybobesponja]

[angelnumber27]

Had to find and reblog this again Incase anyone hasn’t seen it yet :’) possibly the greatest video of all time

[mothpoem]

so direct action is not an option available to you. what can you do right now instead?

Be mindful of the content you’re putting on your social media accounts. Stop retweeting/reposting violent images and videos of black people dying. Know that content like this, even with trigger warnings included, can be very emotionally disturbing/distressing and yes, even traumatic, for black people navigating the internet right now.

Report any images and videos you see where protestors’ faces are visible/unblurred, particularly in content surrounding the lootings. Don’t retweet or repost these images and videos. This can be a death sentence. 

DONATE, PARTICULARLY TO MINNESOTA-BASED BLACK YOUTH MOVEMENTS / MUTUAL AID FUNDS WHO ARE DOING WORK ON THE GROUND. FOLLOW/BOOST IF YOU CAN’T.

• The Minnesota Freedom Fund, a mutual aid group fighting back against the unjust MN bail system, is taking donations. (Twitter)

• The Black Visions Collective, a Minnesota-based freedom fighter organization creating campaigns for justice, is taking donations. (Twitter)

• Reclaim the Block, a coalition to demand that Minneapolis divest from policing, is taking donations. (Twitter)

• Crowdfunding for black trans people in need thread. 

• Comprehensive Minnesota bail fund/support document for May and June.

[kwillow]

A Memorial Fund created by George Floyd’s sister is here.

[hungry-joe]

Hey so MFF has asked people to switch over where they’re donating due to the flood of support, link to the links here