Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

Let's get schwifty in here.

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SomeBODY once told me

That I should kms

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this is the best thing to happen to me all week

get them now

[yazzydream]

I took your family? Who do you think had more taken from them, when you shot 20 ccs of liquid dream killer into my daughter? She was Ricks’ daughter, Jerry. She had OPTIONS! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey but you’re a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims—that’s how you survive. I survive because I know everything. That snake survives because children wander off, And you survive because people think, ‘oh this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break. I can’t stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I guess I’ll hire him or marry him.’

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This scene though.

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If anyone still feels like getting hit by the feelz train again while we wait for episode 6, here you go.

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me when rick flinches as jerry feints punching him  

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When Rick said "She was Rick's daughter" and "She had options!" you know how hurt he was about Jerry getting Beth pregnant when she was a teenager. And his expression too while saying those things to Jerry.

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so guys remember when i made that last post about the panels from this issue?

yeah just wanted to put a lot of emphasis on this part here showing how desperate and in a rush rick was to save morty. He fucking CRASHED his ship 

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okay so we see how worried rick is in this scene

and for the first time he feels really guilty and tries to drink it down

like this time he knew he really fucked up

and showing concern for morty when hes on crutches.

and when morty gets injured again and snaps his leg its rick carrying him to the hospital again in his arms. just imagine Rick seeing Morty break his leg in the garage, rush to his aid, pick him up and just hurrying as fast as he can to the hospital. I know this is dimension C-132 but C-137 & C-132 Rick and very very similar. Remember when C-137 Mory broke his legs and Rick couldn’t give two shits? He just casually walked through a portal to get a serum to heal Morty’s legs. But no, this time Rick was so caught up in his guilt from the arm and leg accident from the ship he couldn’t think straight. He just grabbed Morty and brought him to the hospital instead in a worry.

And see here? This time he’s not drowning out his guilt and drinking from his flask. It actually hurts my heart.

Rick feels guilt about the entire situation and this is proof he genuinely cares for Morty.

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to see rick being genuinely concerned for morty warmed my heart

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(so ignoring the fact that i really dislike the art style in this chapter of the rick and morty comic s)does anyone know what this blue orb thing is? to me it just looks like hes watching memories about him and morty because morty wasnt giving him enough attention since he kept going to practice with the basketball team (poor gwandpa wants to spend time with his gwandson)

i mean look at this

hes so triggered

jealous rick wanting morty’s attention is super cute

this anger omfg. and guess what?

he fuckin opened a portal so the alien monster could come through to their dimension and rick would have to help morty out in order to stop the alien from like destroying stuff in search of its babies. jealous rick wanting attention from his grandson is now my new aesthetic. (but jealous jerry wanting attention from his son is super annoying tbh i prefer Doofus Jerry)

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okay so i get that he injected a bunch of diseases into morty for a reason but the face he makes when he says he gave morty hepatitis is a bit too smug

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why did rick have to say this twice in the comics

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sometimes the art in the comics are exactly like the original and sometimes they’re just 

da faq

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why do people keep assuming australia is a barren desert with a few kangaroos and koalas wandering around

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Quality pictures for the fandom. 

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If you ever feel like shit

THINK What kind of shit are you? Are you the kind of shit people step on and hate? Or are you the god awful diarrhea which goes everywhere? Maybe you’re the kind that ends up helping plants grow. Maybe you’re simply the kind which doesn’t smell. You could be any kind of shit. Not all shit is bad.

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If this is not what goes on in my head every time I argue with myself about doing something, I’m the fucking president of America.