I'm just here.

18| She, He, They, It, Whatever| USA | Taurus | Biro Grace | Single (and happy) | Usually known as Schwill or Sch. I don't post much original content cuz I'm uncreative and have no real talents~♡

[bisexualbubblegirl22]

do this.

[imp]

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

having strict parents will do that to you

[tdwhisperer]

Having autism will do that

[probably-lucifer]

Having ADHD will do that to you

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

Being LGBT will do that to you

[star-cats]

Me @ my parents

[pinkakuma]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[dadbodbobby]

I used too.

[fuckdamn]

i’m glad to know you’ve grown

[boohwanj-deactivated20240316-de]

2020-05-30

Canon EOS R + RF85mm f1.2L

https://www.instagram.com/hwantastic79vivid/

[ameliecozy]

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[notreblogs]

can somebody caption this for me

[magearna]

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

[whitepeopletwitter]

[schwilliamp]

@goodurlsjustarentmything

[mysharona1987]

[witherether]

the worst beauty misconception...

the worst beauty misconception dark girls are fed is that they can’t experiment with their look

you can go as loud as you want

or keep it simple

stick to the neutrals 

or go on all out galaxy chic

go out sultry

or go out sweet

cause your skin is so versatile

that there’s no such thing as “the right colour”

be a goddamn mermaid if you like

 dress down

or up

go natural

or not

you’ll still look flawless

so go ahead and shower in gold

or do nothing at all

cause at the end of the day

you’re still a queen

[onlywhenimhonest]

You wanna talk representation? Before Tumblr, I never experimented with color, hair or makeup-wise. I’d heard too many people correlate black women and bright colors as ‘ghetto’. Posts like these are So important. So incredibly important. 

Thank you

[pouty-nymph-deactivated20180201]

But for real yall some goddesses

[thewintersupersoldier-deactivat]

what an amazing post 

[junk-angel]

The amount of things society tells dark skinned women they can’t wear because of their skin color is insane

Especially when I can’t think of a thing I was ever told I couldn’t wear because of my light skin color

[elugraphy]

川の畔の巨大発電所→詳細 Abandoned giant power plant in river side.

[schwilliamp]

@goodurlsjustarentmything

[cheese24k]

Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

[weepycat]

i think this my favorite video of all time. ive been utterly enamored with this video for years – i really believe it captures such a genuine, delightful aspect of humanity and culture from the 2000s, and its so fun to watch!!

[siryouarebeingmocked]

>playing ddr

>actually dancing

[petapeta]

[fashion-runways]

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[rigor-morgue]

[minecraftbussy-deactivated20221]

[newsiesknows]

act 1 vs act 2 crutchie!!!

[in-a-most-auspicious-manner]

Ok what the hell

[bayeis]

@schwilliamp

[schwilliamp]

he got beated

[dovekiss]

The most comprehensive link to donations, petitions, resources and information. Silence is compliance in violence.

[luckcat-deactivated20240730]

A list of misinformation that’s being spread, please check that things are true before you repost/reblog them

[schwilliamp]

These links are informative and important. I would like to say though, silence isn't compliance in violence and if you wish to stay silent then that is an okay choice to make. Don't let people guilt trip you into making a decision you wouldnt ordinarily make.