sigh of relief inside of a dream

wasting time since 1997

[drtrinitysantos]

coffeeshops used to give you a free drink for your birthday and now they just text you like "Hey bestie! Since you're a CoffeePoints™ rewards™ member, order yourself a birthday treat right now in our app™ and you will receive two (2) extra CoffeePoints™ with your purchase!! That's two points closer to a 1500 CoffeePoints™ reward™: your choice of one (1) disposable napkin*!!!"

*Exclusions apply. Offer is non-transferable and valid only at participating locations. Cannot be used toward plastic utensils or straws. Expires 20 minutes after qualifying purchase.

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[devourallusurvey]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[devourallusurvey]

That's right

[peniswizard69]

Harrow: Be more cautious around the House of the Sixth, Girddle. I do not trust your friend Palamedes.

Gideon: note taken. what about my pal friendamedes

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[dailycatsblog]

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

[treecitysessions]

[ludicrouslybad]

guys why is it lowkey thursday today 😭😅

[sashthesloth]

The court jester has arrived

[chloematis]

Tell us a joke little guy!

[field-o-dandelions]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Court jester now jingling in for the comical price of only $14.44!

[brucespringsteen]

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also

[momoboyds]

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass

[cpericardium]

parried three bait posts in a row

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Arete Nani (based Japan) - Untitled, 2025, Paintings: Digital Art