IRON MAN 2 (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS
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Don’t listen to that crap.
All I can give you is my knowledge.
Don’t worry if you can’t make it tonight.
I’m no expert. I defer to you.
I’d love to leave my door unlocked when I leave the house, but this ain’t Canada.
It’s me. I’m here. Deal with it.
Time for a little transparency.
It’s working. We’re safe.
You want my property? You can’t have it.
I tried to play ball with these assclowns.
Fuck you. Fuck you, buddy.
If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.
You are running out of both time and options.
Do you have the sniffles? I don’t want to get sick.
There’s only about 8,011 things that I really need to talk to you about.
Wow. Look at that. That’s modern art.
I’m giving you a boring alert.
Stop trying to do it and do it.
I’ve actually given this a fair amount of thought, believe it or not.
Rule number one: never take your eyes off your opponent.
Whatever happens in the next twenty minutes, just go with it.
Stop acting constipated. Don’t flare your nostrils.
You look like you got friends in low places.
Like all guilty men, you try to rewrite your own history.
If you can make God bleed, the people will cease to believe in him, and there will be blood in the water, and the sharks will come.
Not everybody runs on batteries.
I had this flown in from San Francisco. It’s Italian, though.
You spoke to me with what you did.
You and me, we’re alike in a lot of ways.
You wanna do this whole ‘lone gunslinger’ act, and it’s unnecessary.
You don’t have to do this alone.
Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing.
Must be fun to be dead, right? No pressure.
You really blasted in past the firewall there.
If you were throwing your last birthday party you were ever gonna have, how would you celebrate it?
The party was over for me, like, an hour and a half ago. The afterparty starts in fifteen minutes.
Put that thing back where you found it before someone gets hurt.
I’m the realest person you’re ever gonna meet.
You have become a problem, a problem I have to deal with.
Could you please not do anything awful for five seconds?
Let me tell you something: size does matter. Don’t let anyone tell you different.
This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff’s Third. My Pieta.
You’re like a sphinx. I can’t read you.
Put that back. Put it back where you got it from.
If you say ‘I’ one more time, I’m gonna actually hurl something at your head, I think.
Did you bring me strawberries? Did you know there’s only one thing on Earth that I’m allergic to?
You are mindblowingly duplicitous.
Is there anything real about you?
Did you just say you’re dying?
I was gonna make an omelette and tell you.
It’s called being a badass.
I can’t take this any more. My body literally cannot handle the stress.
In my own defence, that was last week.