the wizard of doom and despair

(they/he/she) ford prefects strongest warrior, 7 time world champ of penis explosion spellcasting

[sinisterhomosexual]

obligatory about post except we've gotten an upgrade vvv

you can now send death threats to me anonymously (you can already do this on tumblr it aint much of an upgrade)

if you dont wanna click the link the main takeaway is please for the love of god dont follow me if youre not like. high school age at least. (ToT)

[sinisterhomosexual]

just found a small container of peanuts in my drawer of sin (drvg + "toy" stash) i completely forgot i put that in there????

[sinisterhomosexual]

omfg i can slip my fitness tracker into my sock ankle monitor style so i can make fits without having that damn machine in the way yayaya

[sinisterhomosexual]

only a month left in this horribly long summer break im so ready jesus take me now

[anistarrose]

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

[anistarrose]

no tumblr i have faith that this post will be found by the enlightened 10-20 percent

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[anistarrose]

hour 1 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: idk it would've been nice if she had more screentime

hour 100 of thinking about an underdeveloped woman: ok but despite having only eight lines of dialogue she is literally THE most interesting nuanced and tragic character in the entire series and these writers had no idea what they even had. how is no one else seeing this it's literally so objectively obvious

[stah-l]

nightpenguins

(based off of nighthawks by edward hopper)

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[hymnism]

happened to my good friend ass creed

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[crowley-stardust]

you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

[sinisterhomosexual]

hi are any of my mutuals big on mcr because due to a situation my friend an i need to be interested in mcr by october of this year so we dont look like posers at a concert we won tickets so now we need a lore debrief ok thank you xoxo - the wizard

[sinisterhomosexual]

cringe culture is dead look at my wife

[sinisterhomosexual]

i have hired these things to stare at you

[pickled-cactus]

“nervous” by together pangea + ford prefect

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[oakgreenoak]

Happy fingers in his ass sunday to Arthur Dent