Oh yeah? Well there's no "you" either!

...So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks! If I see it and like it, it's going here. There's no pattern or overarching theme, so don't waste time trying to find one. The postings on this site are my own and do not necessarily reflect the views of any business with which I am or was previously affiliated.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[star-bae-archive]

[nonymoose-deactivated20160622]

I love how Jared is just like “oh hey DANCING IS HAPPENING.”

Reminds me of this scene from the gag reel:

[gaystripclub]

whenever one is doing something the other just has to

[sciencewithatwist]

What the FUCK kind of ER discharges someone with a BP of 178/121 ??

(This is not our first experience with this ER seeming to just want to fix the symptoms and roll patients out without looking at underlying causes, either).

[sciencewithatwist]

Girlfriend is in the ER. 4th time in the past week. Except this time it’s not ‘surprise! Another kidney stone!’ or ‘surprise! You’ve been on prednisone for far too long, which is why you’ve been getting blurry vision and headaches behind your eyes!’ or anything like that.

BP is spiking, O2 dropping, intense abdominal pain. She has been through a lot this past year, health-wise...but this is the first time she’s sounded so...afraid. We literally don’t know what’s wrong or how to fix it.

And I can’t even go in to see her. I understand why, but I fucking hate it. I hate sitting out in my car and feeling even more helpless than if I was at least in there, providing her some comfort.

[wilwheaton]

[ariaste]

I’m proud of all of us. This was a TEAM EFFORT, and we DID IT. Everybody hit the showers.

[miggylol]

[nowisation]

Sorry but I have to add what Trump could see (x)

[filthybutterskinnie-deactivated]

THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL

[taibhsearachd]

Well, no, they may have to drag the horse out physically, but at least we have a date scheduled with animal control.

[dilfosaur]

i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!

i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3

[powerfulwizard]

My cat: making gagging noises like she’s about to puke or hairball onto my bed

Me:

[donnajosh]

THE WEST WING 4.07 – “Election Night”

[daechwitas]

let me be very clear that if you voted for donald trump or support him in any capacity you are not welcome here. my blog is not the place for you and i do not want you interacting with me. 

[beachdeath]

[enraged-chihuahua]

no dialogue but i’m laughing my ass off

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

honestly 90% of the enjoyment of this website is watching my mutuals talk abt whatever the fuck they wanna talk about. just wanna reach thru the phone hold their hand and say i love u please continue

[adventuresoflegobucky]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Bruce, finding out its Damian: Put me on speaker phone

Hostage Taker: Okay....

Bruce: Don’t kill him

Hostage Taker: If you don’t want me to kill him you must pay....

Bruce: I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU

[majingojira]

Hostage Taker: Wait, sorry, we have your daughter. Short hair confused us for a bit.

Bruce: ... Tell Cassandra to stop playing with her food.

[sciencewithatwist]

Sleep would be nice.

[amateur]

[kedreeva]

Okay that’s fair, they didn’t accidentally do anything, but what they did was EXTREMELY COOL. They located a cluster of genes that were present in birds but NOT present in non-beaked creatures and then they turned it off.

And lo, the embryo’s beak instead formed like a snouted reptile. Pictured below: Left chicken embryo, right alligator embryo, middle… the altered chicken embryo with the cluster turned off:

The scientist, whose name is Bhart-Anjan Bhullar, responsible for creating the embryo did not have a desire or the approval to hatch the babies, which is why we, the public, do not have photos of resurrected dinosaurs, but they’ve said they believed the babies could have hatched and been fine.

This is all PARTICULARLY INTERESTING because scientists have also discovered how to cause scale cells to start to form into feathers. We’re not about to see plumed lizards any time soon, since the experiment only only sought to determine how proto-feathers might have started to evolve from scales, but it was still freaking cool!!

Basically we’re poking around learning how evolution really works, and that’s super exciting!!

[kyleblackpaw]

I want every single person involved with this research to have a mandatory viewing of jurassic park before this project takes even one more step

[sixth-light]

You fail to understand scientists if you don’t think every single person involved with this research HAS seen Jurassic Park and has detailed critique on how to do it better