Abstract & Introduction
Welcome to Evil Laboratories™. This account is managed by three members of our lab team for the purpose of expanding our outreach, gaining public favor for our cause, and possibly securing more participants for our studies, should our research pique your interest and compel you to volunteer for our experiments. We are as follows:
Head Scientist: I am Head Scientist, and it is my duty to oversee all operations of this ethical laboratory. Specifically, my fields are genetics and human physiology, although I excel in chemistry as well. Colloquially in the lab, others have referred to me as "Scientist Antagonist," playing along with some unsavory and clearly unfounded rumors about the integrity of my tests. I am pleased to make your acquaintance, and wholeheartedly hope that these posts will inspire in you a like admiration for science. Should you ever desire to contribute to our work, we are always available for contact.
Research Technician: sup im the lab tech. i run pretty much everything behind the scenes (keeping inventory, ordering supplies, securing funds, maintaining the labs, etc). and i have to clean up all of ^that guy's messes. often. ive got my own experiments that i run alongside managing the lab.
Unpaid Intern: i bhope theres scandal about my freak boss so i can het pi padi ap paid
taglist
posts are tagged with their authors. multi author posts are also tagged #co authored
#original procedure: original posts.
#peer reviewed: reblogs.
