Gay & Tired

[dragongirlbunny]

[chicknwire]

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

[honeywhore]

Ok my arm looked insane in that overhead lighting

[mrsterlingeverything]

Gay male phases of life

Part 1 ​ i like pokemon

Part 2 pain

Part 3 pain

Part 4 pain

Part 5 i like pokemon

Part 6 (typing at keyboard with one hand. on some random dudes selfie) his farmer’s tan had consumed his life… ever since he got hit by the Farmer’s Tan Ray

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[clementine-kesh]

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

[clementine-kesh]

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

[segamascott]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

does a gay little run that pisses you off

[kosmogrl]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[sushirollbaby]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[catasters]

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[fkasocks]

the bosses in lies of p are NOT fucking around!!!

[were--ralph]

literally how it feels being a retail supervisor

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[acceptableduraz]