Fruit (derogatory)

I'm a tree that grows hearts One for each that you take | He/They 25 German

[honeywhore]

Getting big 💖

[joey-wheeler-official]

skyrim guard: now you best not go looking for old man fucks murder cavern

quest added: look for old man fucks murder cavern

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[zeldasavefile]

Who the hell carried around their gamecube

[maxylotl]

[mouchefska]

that’s hot

[shitpeoplesayinwarcraft]

[warcraftheritageposts]

Warcraft Heritage Post

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[ruffboi-mags]

[probuccalfat]

that bathwater telling me everything i didn’t need to know

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[toddsolondz]

coming home drunk at 3 am and checking the mail like the secret night mailman brought me a late night bill or some shit

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[vanity-complex]

Sad I didn’t get a full body of my officiant outfit, but 😌

[important-animal-images]

[razerbackbitch]

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[hnrysml]

they call the authentic version of something "bonerfied" bc a boner is one of the realest things there is out there

[sacred-portal]