gay

25 she/they

[dogpuppy]

[everythingfox]

He’s having a pedicure

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[girlmostlikely]

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.

[fairycosmos]

it’s the fact that work is an every day thing that doesn’t sit right with me. like surely not

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

[achillesinhighheels]

[angel-derangement]

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[segamascott]

[weaver-z]

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

[weaver-z]

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

[fairycosmos]

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

[importantcatpics]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️