Certified Theykisser

Scorp, She/They The Most 20 Year Old

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 23

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Bobby (K-pop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[scorp-ion7]

BOBBYYYY BOBBY PLEASE 🙏

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 23

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Bobby (K-pop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 23

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Bobby (K-pop Demon Hunters)

Remaining time: 6 days 12 hours

[taichea]

i'm back with a highly important thing

[leonkennedysprostate]

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

[arkred]

This reads like a 10k post.

[leonkennedysprostate]

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

[unyieldingsilence]

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[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Hey OP, what do you mean you got vaccinated??

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[trixthemagemain]

Bloodymary but its spaghetti bolognaise

bloodymary but grace is the pasta, plain but stable and essential

bloodymary but Simon is the sauce, it stains him like blood he can never wash out

bloodymary but rocky is the meatball, complementing the dish in ways you didn't expect

... pastamary (@lostinthewrongfandom)

[lostinthewrongfandom]

In my defense, I have a fever. You just have a fever-dream-esque imagination.

[biroasedemon]

Come my minions

@wellcome-to-chaos @explosions-are-funny @epiphanyepica @rene-of-the-blackouts @yourthekurotomyken @pocket-luv101 @potatoanarchist @potatoheartsyou @aroacebutgayer @ava-likes-fanart @thestrangebleble @seeker-of-swifts @d33rdance @formerglory25 @gothamgraveyard @hear-me-out-contest @jesuswarriordaughter @justhoardingreblogs @kitkat-the-muffin @kodiaksystem @layzy-smith @cutestlivingdeadgirl @vote-deacon-hollow @v8wr @biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist @pukicho @northpawzs @phininja

[trixthemagemain]

this is really f-f-f-reaking (tadc reference) funny you just tagged me in your shenanigans...

also I said not to let this post see the light of day

(I run @hear-me-out-contest)

[biroasedemon]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 @sexy-people-contests-2 @satanism

[sexy-people-contests-2]

Rocky is meatball confirmed

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Trix after reading you saying that nah this won’t blow up on discord I have to reblog it here I’m sorry

[trixthemagemain]

whyyyyyyyyy pleaseee i dont wanna be known as the pastamary creator

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

“It won’t blow up”

[kreachvera]

i hauve. a cruch. on odile instarsandtime

[kreachvera]

i hauve. a cruch. on odile instarsandtime

[pikhachu]

futabas that i forgot to post here i think

[pikhachu]

sumah doodles

[scorp-ion7]

if persona 6 doesnt have the most autistic and queer cast imaginable only for atlus to reach their hand in during the last hour of the game and slap a name tag on them that reads "I'm Cishet And Want To Be A Cop BTW" is it really a persona game

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I looked up one of my fandoms on ao3 once and it had 4 fics, I haven’t checked again since I read them

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I just checked again for the first time since high school and it has 156 fics?!?!!!!!

[scorp-ion7]

reminds me of when isat was just start again: a prologue and there was 20ish fics total until isat came out

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

My ex used to send me pictures of any frogs or toads they saw on their walks, since the breakup I haven’t been sent many good frogs or toads and sometimes I miss that, anyway I found a frog on my walks so I figured I’d send everyone a picture of a frog, I think everyone would have a better day if people sent each other frogs and toads

Plus some pictures I took on my walk earlier today

[easyaro]

Here's the best picture I've ever taken.

(American Green Tree Frog)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Awww sweet little frog!!!!!

[scorp-ion7]

here's a pixelated lizard i saw on my house

[once-a-polecat]

Local restaurant having trouble with whores apparently.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 6

Thanatos (Hades)

Bobby (K-pop Demon Hunters)

Voting ended onJun 15

[tamaygou]

The Thieves including Akechi but ONLY by embarrassing him