[scorpiiyo]

Redownloading tumblr and opening it back up after years of not being on it feels like I’m opening up ancient scrolls in a tomb that I should definitely not be in

[thirst]

x

[sickpage]

[badsciencejokes]

So long, partner. — view on Instagram http://bit.ly/2TQq7Kq

[niggazinmoscow]

I want everyone who disrespects indigenous women to feel nothing but pure AGONY when they see the Yalitza’s success.

Her succeeding and shining like this is so inspiring and beautiful!

[afro-hibiscus-moon-princess]

OMFG SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL

I NEED HER MORE IN MY LIFE!

I barely see indigenous people in the spotlight

Immensely refreshing to see her face, REPRESENT!

[brucebocchi]

“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

[phoebe-does]

a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.

[lubricates]

thank u i needed this

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[cosmicwitchcraft]

me casting evil spirits out of me home

“ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

[louserz]

the idea of anyone having feelings for me is so abstract ?? like me … possibly DATING in the future ??? someone I like who likes me BACK ??? iconic

[illusioncanthurtme]

My last 2 brain cells if someone actually ends up liking me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cops invited to school get fucking owned

[darksilenceinsuburbia]

Conrad Jon Godly

[trainthief]

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

[trainthief]

I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match

[pancakeke]

[four-toed-creed]

Pictures taken by Michael with his digital camera during the Christmas Party (Season 2 - Episode 10).

[surprisebitch]

me after successfully clocking in at work on the dot 5 seconds before the time changed

[floppydopp]

[gallusrostromegalus]

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

[twennywan]

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

[bird-cannibalism]