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sonbunny

is grapefruit the only ableist fruit out there or are there more

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

fwizard

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

still-busy-being-mortal

BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

queen-zigzag

victusinveritas

"In Pieces but Still Holding It Together." By Bouke de Vries (2020).

See more of his stuff here.

mewintheflesh2

Babe are you okay? you reblogged “In Pieces by Still Holding It Together” By Bouke de Vries for the five hundredth time today.

yeahyeahyeaaah

so did he buy him that drink in the end or what

#Cal looks like hes about to climb bode like a tree #And he should #And he will #And bode looks like hes gonna throw cal onto the mattress and fuck his brains out #Which he should #Which he will #These two are so sassy in this photo and theyre gonna make an entire night out of it #Fantastic work op #Actually feral about this #Bodecal #Bode akuna #cal kestis #Jedi Survivor

crimeronan

i got a 100% on this bostonian-to-english quiz but i grew up near boston..... i'm curious what you guys get. there's a couple things in here i didn't even know are regionalisms + a couple things i hadn't heard before but could parse pretty easily from context. tag/reply with what you got and if you're familiar with the area or not!

jackironsides

Bostonians ‘banging a u’ey’ 🤝 Australians ‘chucking a u-ey’

#Lmao #14/14 #Born and raised baby #But i gotta say #A hoodsie is not just an icecream its its own brand

gayleafpool

SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME🩸🩸🩸🐺🐺🩸🐺🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺🩸NO ONE WILL EVER CHANGE THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥🎸💥💥🎸💥HELP ME BELIEVE 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏ITS NOT THE REAL ME🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺SOMEBODY HELP ME TAME THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME🥩🐺🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🩸🥩🐺🩸🩸🐺🩸🐺🩸🩸🩸🩸🐺

#barq i think you should see this #i say while youre still at work at the time of reblogging

ladydragonkiller

somebody should start an organization that pairs people just getting into a piece of media with someone who's already a fan and has watched/read/played the whole thing. many times now i've started playing a game or watching a show and thought "man, i really want to see fanart and jokes but i don't want to see spoilers by scrolling through the tag william nilliam". many times now i've thought "man, i really enjoyed that story and i want to experience it again through the eyes of someone seeing it for the first time". do you see my vision

#did this with han and overwatch #do you know how much lore in overwatch i had to cover?#INCLUDING THAT of ow2???#best part was introducing them to the shitstorm that was Sombra's ARG #gone are the days of character hype for overwatch #gone are the days of when overwatch was at its peak #i know too much overwatch shit and i got han into it by going #psspspspspspsps wanna see your favourite actress as an evil doctor?#now you CAN! :D

missouria

Last night I was dreaming that everyone kept making memes about the southern reach trilogy but they were so nonsensical but it was making Jeff Vandermeer so mad for some reason he just kept responding getting more and more upset

I really cannot capture how NONSENSICAL these were (as they were a huge screen constantly changing in front of my face) but I tried to make an example

One of the main things people kept saying was basically “does Bruno mars is gay” but they kept going “control is do brainwash???” And variations of that which was making him REALLY mad specifically

To be clear by the way his username was exactly that in my dream

#IS CONTROL DO BRAINWASH?????#the world may never know

toriel-2

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

theveryquietquiet

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toriel-2

whos there

akiragatr

Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

#2001 a space odyssey is a move that is ahead of its time and truly a masterwork of its class #i like about 1/3 of it and the rest of it i hated #the 2010 remake of nightmare on elmstreet is a shitshow #and it is one of my favourite movies #*clap* behold my takes