local dorito does kickflip, parents disown

[powerburial]

how to make smalltalk with strangers in a hot tub:

- ahh the hot water soothes my open sores

- i have to go to the bathroom so bad but the waters so nice i dont want to get out

[crazy-brazilian]

[sosenblume-deactivated20250321]

i just came from twitter LOOOOL! 😜👏 let’s go, tumblyp

h… hm… did anyone else feel that

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[winemom-culture]

Which one of you mfs attacked my throat chakra

[gothcostco]

[eebie]

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

[hispanicdisorder]

this is disturbing

[sonictheslimehog-deactivated202]

Cunt force trauma

[brucebocchi]

[armandgender]

gloppy btw. if you even care

[aranchovy]

Heather

[synfullewrecche]

[liketheinferno2]

I was googling herbivore men again and um uh

[liketheinferno2]

Hey, you beautiful people asking what the fuck is wrong with Gackt, check out these excerpts from his bizarre twitter presence that explain nothing but make everything worse:

[liketheinferno2]

Hey what the

[justmaghookit]

this is making me insane

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

Listens to both of these back to back for 24 hours

[mysweetlyrobin]

This is a joke, right????

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

I’m running an experiment for the CIA please don’t belittle my work

[mysweetlyrobin]

Are you geniunely curious if random sounds turn people autistic or non-autistic??

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

No the CIA is

[sokkalore]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Hit the yaoi blunt and now I’m squeeing like crazy over Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

They’re so… Dark academia…

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I think a MILF likes me.

My friend with the mom who’s almost as beautiful as he is kissed me today. I enjoyed it. I think it was regards from his mother so I won. Mama mia… Having a straight male moment… Sorry LGBTQ+ followers… I’m still your ally…

[the-floof-king-deactivated20250]

My brother in christ you are probably bisexual it’s ok

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m straight. I kissed my friend because I it was regards from his mother who is nearly as ethereal as he is

[sundawnsong]

happy pride month everybody

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

I’m straight

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

really wild news today

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

imagine if he actually died during this and that was how his presidency ended