reality's such a bore, and really meaningless.

17 they/them

[scottxmajor16]

Hello.

My name is Scott, I'm 17.

I'm also shit at introducing myself. #asahinamafuyucore

I don't know what to say so I won't.

It's bug @can-i-explode-now back at it with another roleplay blog!

[scottxmajor16]

even when i'm quiet, i love you baby, i promise.

[flanbolt]

[scottxmajor16]

forever mourning no growl in rui's cpdb alt he would sound so good

[byjove]

*depressed guy voice* who knows? maybe this next book I buy will fix me

[scottxmajor16]

conversation i just overheard

guy 1: dude, has anyone ever told you you look like ryan gosling if he was hot

guy 2: what the fuck are you talking about, he is hot

i know these guys, and they are both straight men. (or at least they say they are.)

[articaltarts]

tenma siblings during april fools this year:

[scottxmajor16]

the things i would do for this dumbass... all he has to do is look at me and i've agreed. why am i so pathetic.

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

I'm a proud father of a goose named Clarissa. What's so confusing?

[scottxmajor16]

why is everyone who interacts with me completely insane

[voidofaworld]

This is Tumblr.

[scottxmajor16]

i never said it was just tumblr.

[voidofaworld]

I mean most people you talk to nowadays are on Tumblr. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[scottxmajor16]

i do unfortunately talk to people in real life so you're wrong

[voidofaworld]

You just messaged your twin on here

[scottxmajor16]

they have not responded on anything else for months so it's not like i have a choice :l

[voidofaworld]

Maybe they just don't like you. I mean they call with Fwhip pretty frequently

[scottxmajor16]

maybe 🤷

[voidofaworld]

Anyway do you like Clarissa? She says hi (roughly translated)

[scottxmajor16]

uh... hi?

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

I'm a proud father of a goose named Clarissa. What's so confusing?

[scottxmajor16]

why is everyone who interacts with me completely insane

[voidofaworld]

This is Tumblr.

[scottxmajor16]

i never said it was just tumblr.

[voidofaworld]

I mean most people you talk to nowadays are on Tumblr. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[scottxmajor16]

i do unfortunately talk to people in real life so you're wrong

[voidofaworld]

You just messaged your twin on here

[scottxmajor16]

they have not responded on anything else for months so it's not like i have a choice :l

[voidofaworld]

Maybe they just don't like you. I mean they call with Fwhip pretty frequently

[scottxmajor16]

maybe 🤷

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

I'm a proud father of a goose named Clarissa. What's so confusing?

[scottxmajor16]

why is everyone who interacts with me completely insane

[voidofaworld]

This is Tumblr.

[scottxmajor16]

i never said it was just tumblr.

[voidofaworld]

I mean most people you talk to nowadays are on Tumblr. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[scottxmajor16]

i do unfortunately talk to people in real life so you're wrong

[voidofaworld]

You just messaged your twin on here

[scottxmajor16]

they have not responded on anything else for months so it's not like i have a choice :l

[scottxmajor16]

hey wait how did you know that

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

I'm a proud father of a goose named Clarissa. What's so confusing?

[scottxmajor16]

why is everyone who interacts with me completely insane

[voidofaworld]

This is Tumblr.

[scottxmajor16]

i never said it was just tumblr.

[voidofaworld]

I mean most people you talk to nowadays are on Tumblr. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[scottxmajor16]

i do unfortunately talk to people in real life so you're wrong

[voidofaworld]

You just messaged your twin on here

[scottxmajor16]

they have not responded on anything else for months so it's not like i have a choice :l

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

I'm a proud father of a goose named Clarissa. What's so confusing?

[scottxmajor16]

why is everyone who interacts with me completely insane

[voidofaworld]

This is Tumblr.

[scottxmajor16]

i never said it was just tumblr.

[voidofaworld]

I mean most people you talk to nowadays are on Tumblr. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[scottxmajor16]

i do unfortunately talk to people in real life so you're wrong

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

I'm a proud father of a goose named Clarissa. What's so confusing?

[scottxmajor16]

why is everyone who interacts with me completely insane

[voidofaworld]

This is Tumblr.

[scottxmajor16]

i never said it was just tumblr.

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

I'm a proud father of a goose named Clarissa. What's so confusing?

[scottxmajor16]

why is everyone who interacts with me completely insane

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.

[voidofaworld]

Update her name is Clarissa and she likes to be loud

[scottxmajor16]

again, what the fuck.

[scottxmajor16]

Oh wise Scott Selwyn, how do you tame a goose? Time sensitive question

what the fuck.