Jamies Blog :)

Dont ask about the profile picture. I just really like cats.

[scouting-time]

Hello everyone! ^^ My friend @ballintm has finally convinced me to join in on making an account on here!

Whats there to say man- My names Jamie, Im a Scout working for BLU aaand the idea of meeting people on here and talking does sound fun! :) Thats all for now!

ooc stuff + some rules under the cut!

HELLO :D I am the actual person behind this, might speak here and then a few times! Not too often, really!

Technically, the only rule here is to not sending me any discriminatory stuff. Jokes are fine, but please mind the line between a joke and sounding genuienly hateful! ^^

Oh and, NSFW jokes are okay- Just no images of that please- Other than that, asks are heavily encouraged! Even if its just something silly, anything is fine!

Oh and- English is not my native language and Im dyslexic- I am SO sorry for typos and errors- On that note, Im cant speak french either but have friends who can speak it Ill ask for help ^^

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Thank you for your understanding and reading! Have a good day/night!

Important note: This blog is run by an adult!

@dr-lichterwitz

@ballintm

@kittyfirebug

@more-gun

@dr-fritz-lichterwitz

@robin-not-hood

[engineering-scout]

Yo its cool to see ya again! Remember, I was the Scout that was there when you and my Sniper talked! Anyway. Dude, I might know a guy who can help ya, since we got an Engineer! And well, the REDs Engineer is on here, he could directly help. If ya are scared to ask Id do it for you-

- @scouting-time

oh yea i remember ya! i mean it aint often i talk with others so acourse i remember you two hehe ^^ thats awful kind of ya i admit, but i dunno of how much help he is... i mean, with the whole different worlds ya mentioned he cant jus come over an repair stuff with me. but like, id appreaciate what help can be given to me- and yeah itd be kind if you ask him, i dunno how to contact him here ^^

[scouting-time]

Ohh shit right- Whoopsee hehe, WAIT- @more-gun I think you know how to help out with machines!

[dr-lichterwitz]

I just checked the results of the teams DNA tests and i have to say, the results are quite interesting indeed :)

This will be fun.

[ballintm]

OHHHHH? did the radition FINALLY mutate my genes and turned me into a superhero?

[dr-lichterwitz]

No but something way more fun is on the horizon. I mean, i knew before, but the confirmation mskes it better.

[ballintm]

thats- absolutly nooot ominous? man doc, if ya made a discovery ya gotta tell us!! :D

[dr-lichterwitz]

:)

[scouting-time]

Oh. Is it THAT thing? THE thing? THE THING WE BOTH THINKIN OF?

[dr-lichterwitz]

Indeed it is.

[scouting-time]

OHO. Ah well, the confirmation was barely needed but-

[dr-lichterwitz]

I just checked the results of the teams DNA tests and i have to say, the results are quite interesting indeed :)

This will be fun.

[ballintm]

OHHHHH? did the radition FINALLY mutate my genes and turned me into a superhero?

[dr-lichterwitz]

No but something way more fun is on the horizon. I mean, i knew before, but the confirmation mskes it better.

[ballintm]

thats- absolutly nooot ominous? man doc, if ya made a discovery ya gotta tell us!! :D

[dr-lichterwitz]

:)

[scouting-time]

Oh. Is it THAT thing? THE thing? THE THING WE BOTH THINKIN OF?

[robin-not-hood]

Me @ @scouting-time

[scouting-time]

VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE

[robin-not-hood]

I'd rather do that to your dad

[scouting-time]

[robin-not-hood]

[scouting-time]

[robin-not-hood]

Just to prove a point i'll get up and do him rn watch

[scouting-time]

[robin-not-hood]

Me @ @scouting-time

[scouting-time]

VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE

[robin-not-hood]

I'd rather do that to your dad

[scouting-time]

[robin-not-hood]

[scouting-time]

[robin-not-hood]

Me @ @scouting-time

[scouting-time]

VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE

[robin-not-hood]

I'd rather do that to your dad

[scouting-time]

[robin-not-hood]

Me @ @scouting-time

[scouting-time]

VA TE FAIRE FOUTRE

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

Shut the fuck up you're the one dying to FUCKING DEMO 50 TIMES IN A ROW

You do know you don't have to deepthroat their grenade launcher right

[scouting-time]

I dont? :( Awww... Damn. Anyway!

[robin-not-hood]

Aren't you like

Busy sucking off Pyro anyway

Or

[scouting-time]

WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC??

[robin-not-hood]

I'm fucking your dad, think again, shitlips

[scouting-time]

OH so youre SCOUTPHOBIC. mhm. EVEN WORSE

[robin-not-hood]

Yeah and because I'm so scoutphobic i saved your ass from the red pyro today, you arrogant cunt

[scouting-time]

Does this mean no dessert tonight after dinner?

[robin-not-hood]

No you're grounded

[scouting-time]

NOOOOOOO PLEASEEEE NOT AGAIN

[robin-not-hood]

Your father and i came to the conclusion that you've been a misbehaving, rebellious little cunt and thus don't deserve dessert.

[scouting-time]

Okay fine. But tomorrow I get dessert yes?

[robin-not-hood]

Simply for that question? No

[scouting-time]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASEEEEEE

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

Shut the fuck up you're the one dying to FUCKING DEMO 50 TIMES IN A ROW

You do know you don't have to deepthroat their grenade launcher right

[scouting-time]

I dont? :( Awww... Damn. Anyway!

[robin-not-hood]

Aren't you like

Busy sucking off Pyro anyway

Or

[scouting-time]

WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC??

[robin-not-hood]

I'm fucking your dad, think again, shitlips

[scouting-time]

OH so youre SCOUTPHOBIC. mhm. EVEN WORSE

[robin-not-hood]

Yeah and because I'm so scoutphobic i saved your ass from the red pyro today, you arrogant cunt

[scouting-time]

Does this mean no dessert tonight after dinner?

[robin-not-hood]

No you're grounded

[scouting-time]

NOOOOOOO PLEASEEEE NOT AGAIN

[robin-not-hood]

Your father and i came to the conclusion that you've been a misbehaving, rebellious little cunt and thus don't deserve dessert.

[scouting-time]

Okay fine. But tomorrow I get dessert yes?

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

Shut the fuck up you're the one dying to FUCKING DEMO 50 TIMES IN A ROW

You do know you don't have to deepthroat their grenade launcher right

[scouting-time]

I dont? :( Awww... Damn. Anyway!

[robin-not-hood]

Aren't you like

Busy sucking off Pyro anyway

Or

[scouting-time]

WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC??

[robin-not-hood]

I'm fucking your dad, think again, shitlips

[scouting-time]

OH so youre SCOUTPHOBIC. mhm. EVEN WORSE

[robin-not-hood]

Yeah and because I'm so scoutphobic i saved your ass from the red pyro today, you arrogant cunt

[scouting-time]

Does this mean no dessert tonight after dinner?

[robin-not-hood]

No you're grounded

[scouting-time]

NOOOOOOO PLEASEEEE NOT AGAIN

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

Shut the fuck up you're the one dying to FUCKING DEMO 50 TIMES IN A ROW

You do know you don't have to deepthroat their grenade launcher right

[scouting-time]

I dont? :( Awww... Damn. Anyway!

[robin-not-hood]

Aren't you like

Busy sucking off Pyro anyway

Or

[scouting-time]

WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC??

[robin-not-hood]

I'm fucking your dad, think again, shitlips

[scouting-time]

OH so youre SCOUTPHOBIC. mhm. EVEN WORSE

[robin-not-hood]

Yeah and because I'm so scoutphobic i saved your ass from the red pyro today, you arrogant cunt

[scouting-time]

Does this mean no dessert tonight after dinner?

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

Shut the fuck up you're the one dying to FUCKING DEMO 50 TIMES IN A ROW

You do know you don't have to deepthroat their grenade launcher right

[scouting-time]

I dont? :( Awww... Damn. Anyway!

[robin-not-hood]

Aren't you like

Busy sucking off Pyro anyway

Or

[scouting-time]

WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC??

[robin-not-hood]

I'm fucking your dad, think again, shitlips

[scouting-time]

OH so youre SCOUTPHOBIC. mhm. EVEN WORSE

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

Shut the fuck up you're the one dying to FUCKING DEMO 50 TIMES IN A ROW

You do know you don't have to deepthroat their grenade launcher right

[scouting-time]

I dont? :( Awww... Damn. Anyway!

[robin-not-hood]

Aren't you like

Busy sucking off Pyro anyway

Or

[scouting-time]

WOW. WOOOOOOOOOOOOW. ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC??

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

Shut the fuck up you're the one dying to FUCKING DEMO 50 TIMES IN A ROW

You do know you don't have to deepthroat their grenade launcher right

[scouting-time]

I dont? :( Awww... Damn. Anyway!

[scouting-time]

Tomorrow I cant wait for my live show to start. Watching the Snipers shoot each others balls. Absolute cinema.

[robin-not-hood]

THE ENEMY SNIPER SHOT ME IN THE BALLS TODAY WHAT THE FUCK. DO A HEADSHOT LIKE A NORMAL GUY

[scouting-time]

IN THE BALLS??? 😭😭😭 BROOOO THAT MUST HAVE HURT SO BAD

[robin-not-hood]

THANK GOD FOR RESPAWN OTHERWISE THEY WOULD'VE BEEN DONE FOR

[scouting-time]

NAHHHH DUDE YOU GOTTA GET REVENGE TOMORROW </3