DR. SIMON GLASS HEADCANONS
(Yes, I love the colour Blue very much)
• Glass is severely nearsighted (myopic)
• Glass has six identical pairs of glasses because he knows his work often involves things that might break them
• Glass has a hyper-acute sense of smell
• He can identify which lab a researcher has been in just by the chemical lingering on their sleeves (he HATES the cafeteria when it's Tuna Day)
• Glass has a small, jagged scar on his left palm from his field agent days.
• He's basically the site mom/dad
• Regardless of his age, Glass is treated as the parental figure of the Site.
• Younger researchers often go to him for life advice that has nothing to do with SCPs.
• Glass and Clef occasionally play chess in silence. Neither has ever won two games in a row.
• Glass' biggest fear is losing a patient to Suicide, he takes every staff casualty personally.
• Glass loves 1940s Jazz and Swing.
• Glass is an excellent cook but only follows recipes exactly
• His beef bourguignon is legendary among the Site-17 Senior Staff
• He is fluent in English, French, German, and Latin. He decided to learn most of these languages to communicate with his patients better
• When he's deep in thought, he clicks his pen rhythmically.
• Every year on his birthday, he goes to the Site-17 courtyard at midnight, sits on a bench, and looks at the stars (He just wants an hour or two of silence and peace of mind)
• To handle the trauma of evaluating SCPs and personnel, Simon uses a highly advanced version of the Method of Loci.
• He stores every traumatic session in a "vault" in his mind. (This is why he is so "stable")
• Glass is one of the few high-level staff members who refuses to use amnestics on himself.
• He believes that if he forgets the horrors he sees, he loses the ability to empathize with the victims.
• He is a chronic insomniac.
• Glass usually gets 4 hours of sleep a night. He spends the extra time reading pre-20th-century literature or organizing his physical filing system.
• Despite being a rather "young" personnel, Glass struggles with modern touchscreens
