The line of Durin would not be so easily broken

I reblog things that I think are awesome. Also, for people who know me from fandom, I have removed my work from the internet entirely for the sake of my professional life. I am not distributing copies to any person for any reason. Feel free to send me an ask (anon asks enabled) with any questions.

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Props to that dwarf in Moria who was writing up until his death.

[thecommunalfoolboy]

Never trust an asexual who says “for fuck’s sake.” They do not hold stock in the sake of the fuck they are lying and manipulating you

[ach-sss-no]

Boromir had a long sword, in fashion like Anduril but of less lineage and he bore also a shield and his war-horn. 'Loud and clear it sounds in the valleys of the hills,' he said, `and then let all the foes of Gondor flee!' Putting it to his lips he blew a blast, and the echoes leapt from rock to rock, and all that heard that voice in Rivendell sprang to their feet. 'Slow should you be to wind that horn again, Boromir,' said Elrond. 'until you stand once more on the borders of your land, and dire need is on you.' `Maybe,' said Boromir.

this is funnier every time i read it

the way this is written there is no impetus for boromir to describe and blow the horn. i am picturing that 'off-screen' so to speak, maybe pippin or somebody pointed to the horn of gondor and said 'hey whats that' and the answer was OH ITS SUPER LOUD ITS TOTALLY SICK LET ME SHOW YOU FWEET FWEEEEEEEEET but maybe that didn't happen and boromir really did this with zero provocation.

everyone in rivendell freaked out

'friendo, do not blow that thing again until you are back in your own country, and even then, it had better be dire'

'Maybe,' said Boromir

[ach-sss-no]

A murmur of astonishment ran through all the ring of men. Some cried aloud: 'The sword of Elendil! The sword of Elendil comes to Minas Tirith! Great tidings! ' But Faramir's face was unmoved. `Maybe,' he said.

Certified Brothers

[olderwestisgone-deactivated2025]

sour

[sillyguywithsillydoodles]

I hope it’s okay but I animated him a little because the concept is too good thank you for your service 🧎

I can’t upload a video with sound for some reason but here’s the version with audio

[olderwestisgone-deactivated2025]

hOLY FUCK!!!!!! HOOOLYYYY FUUUUCCKKKK

THE KIWIFICATION….. AWESOME. I LOVE HOW YOU ANIMATED THE TRANSFORMATION + LOVE HOW HIS SMALL HAT FALLS OFF😭😭THIS IS SO CUTE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A CRITTER

[merri-poetica]

IT’S A KIWI KIWI

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Each sign’s most upsetting difference between the LotR books and movies

Aries: Faramir. Everything Faramir. 

Taurus: Treebeard is surprised by….everything….

Gemini: Frodo is “50 years old”

Cancer: GODDAMN EAGLES CAN TALK!

Leo: Frodo needs Arwen to face the Nazul. 

Virgo: Saruman’s death

Libra: Sauron has a body! He’s not just an eye!

Scorpio: Aragorn being reluctant to be king. 

Sagittarius: bALROGS DON’T HAVE FUCKING WINGS

Capricorn: The Witch King enters Minas Tirith. WTF! 

Aquarius: Elrond hates Aragorn for…reasons?

Pisces: The entire Earnedil was a Mariner poem was not recited. 

[chenfordsbee]

anthony bridgerton’s main job in s3: looking good + malewifing ✅

[wordsofdiana]

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

[cantteachanoldguardnewquotes]

1. The cute quick check in they do

2. Flirting at the kitchen table

3. The relief that they're both ok

4. Cozy cuddles

5. The endless love and adoration in their eyes

6. Kings of nonverbal reassurance

7. True loves kiss

8. The way they can make each other laugh under any circumstances

Favorite soft Nicky and Joe moments in no particular order requested by anon 💕

[hollyhousen]

Clark and Jimmy energy

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

[mightymargaretofanjou]

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

[frankie-steins-leg]

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

[ilexvici]

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

[startrekrenegades]

[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]

[rita-lashette]

Best. Thing. Ever.

[takemetotheenterprise]

I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts

[trekflower]

Reblog every time

[olyphant-tim]

INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE (1989) dir. Steven Spielberg

[poetstudyblr-deactivated2025063]

Nothing is off topic when it comes to us, happy pride month, my fellow asexuals 💜

[dumdumdumsalot-deactivated20240]

Accidentally sent 'happy prude month!!🎊🥰🥰' to my asexual friend and now im gonna dunk my head in cement to become unrecognizable

[sawyerpilled]

my pride post i think

[sawyerpilled]

decided to make them seperate as well,,,, rock on ,,