Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.
This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this
it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this
I must be the anti horse person (and lets face it anti child person) cause I have three horses and every time someone mentions maybe getting one Im immediately all: No. Dont do it. Save yourself. Its too late for me, but you can still live….














