Allons-y, you're just as sane as I am!

Hi, I'm Goggles Girl.

[vinceaddams]

I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

[sorion]

[billhater]

Laser Cats (2006-2012) // Barry (2018-)

Requested by tangfastics

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[shownumetal]

1 gallon of regular chocolate

[watchthelightfade]

18 minutes of flour

[geekandmisandry]

5 plates of salt

[jupitereyed]

I’m crying, 18 minutes of flour

[hoaxghost]

People on twitter seemed to like these a ton so! Loved this cat pic and wanted to just draw em… 

[hoaxghost]

Well..the people spoke and what i received was “pokemon” 

[butterlines]

book of fantasy~ 

[thepaintedbench]

Cat on Constantine’s Foot, Palatine Museum, Rome

[partypoodle-deactivated20220209]

[batreaux]

you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”

[sculpture-center]

FEATURED ARTIST: Karyn Olivier, Doubleslide, 2006. Installation view, The Studio Museum in Harlem, New York. Steel. 7 x 25 x 22 feet.

Courtesy the artist and The Studio Museum Harlem.

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

mickeys dick smasher is finally real

[retrogamingblog]

Pokemon Pins made by Catpillo

[what-even-is-thiss]

Imagine if a couple figured out they were transgender around the same time and they just decided to switch names

[what-even-is-thiss]

“John, what…”

“No honey. You’re John.”

“Oh. Duh.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Yeah we’re going to John and Maria’s place later.”

“I thought they transitioned? Didn’t they change their names or something?”

“Yeah but they just switched names so they’re still John and Maria but Maria’s the short one now.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

I said what I said

[berenshand]

some highlights from my students’ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:

- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeo’s username like i wouldn’t know what either of those things mean - the girl who added ‘clean’ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesn’t have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote ‘get a room’ as tybalt’s comment on romeo’s couple pic - the kid who said ‘romeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of them’ - the one who legitimately used the word ‘alrighty’ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeo’s username ‘montagoose’ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say ‘#blessed’. she’s right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (she’s also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeo’s insta bio as ‘thus with a kiss i die… LOL RIP ME 😂💀’ - the one who made benvolio’s username benvoliYO

[bramblepatch]

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

[shakespork]

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”

She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live

[thycatsays]

And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh

[habits-white-rabbit]

Flabotomist

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder

[littlestpersimmon]

Worthy enough to lift Thor’s hammer!

[loish]

a magical girl ✨

[30-minute-memes]

Me_irl