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What if when Gordo went off with the Bennett boys in Ravensong, when he came back the shop crew was so irritated with him that they unionized out of petty spite? They meet up once a month at the Italian restaurant for official business aka dragging Gordo over minestrone.

Gordo: Rico I need to talk to you for a minute, in my office.

Rico: sorry boss no dice gotta go through my union rep.

*Robbie waves eagerly*

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I love you unpopular female characters I love you unlikeable female characters I love you aggressive selfish annoying female characters you are literally everything

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Johnathan Harker: Oh my God, I am a prisoner in this wretched castle! Nothing but prey for that bewildering Dracula fellow! There is no hope for me but to pray I arise no suspicion in Dracula so I may delay the inevitable.

Dracula, washing Johnathan’s dishes: This is going great. I’m gonna get a good grade in being human, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

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so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

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leigh bardugo + love as an act of seeing

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Alina on the front porch of the sanatorium when the Darkling gets out of the carriage:

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Kaz: Jesper, come here

Kaz: **holds out his phone** Here's a picture of me and Inej, meeting her parents. Here's me smiling. And another picture of me being nervous. Oh, and another of me straightening my tie.

Jesper: **gasps** Why are you showing these to me?

Kaz: **as he deletes the pictures** Because no one will ever believe you.

Jesper: You sick son of a

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my favorite crows parts from rule of wolves

1. this whole introduction makes me laugh so hard because of course kaz would dress up like an old man to spy on them (also i knew it was him from the second the limp was mentioned so he’s right nikolai)

2. right off the bat wesper making me scream because i missed their banter so much, and i find it so funny that kaz just pops up randomly in their nice ass rich neighborhood and gets them to do illegal shit

3. kaz being caught in a lie and grumbling and pouting like a kid is SO FUNNY TO ME, plus the imagery of kaz in a golden top hat is top tier

4. i just have no commentary other than this is so fucking funny and i swear i laughed out loud at jesper and wylan both straight roasting the shit out of kaz in their own ways

5. wylan is so cute i love him so much and “true love” made me awww because jesper believes in love because of wylan

6. and then of course i couldn’t leave out kaz’s very fitting dramatic exit referencing crows because how could he not

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Nikolai: *releasing a demon to do his bidding*

Kaz, who’s just trying to help out his gf and who absolutely did not sign up for this shit:

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kaz being incredibly soft for inej

kaz immediately beginning to negotiate with nikolai at the mention of keeping inej safe is so adorable i can’t handle it

and kaz subsequently threatening a literal KING after one minor provoking statement is the definition of romance 10/10

kaz not being able to look at anyone when speaking of inej because he can’t stand that it’s impossible for him to hide how much he loves her and you know how much he’s tried