HI

[birdplushie]

this is so fucking insane btw

[818-212]

DRAG HIM, DR. CUNT

[satelliteduster]

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

[satelliteduster]

can’t make this shit up folks

[bastardbisexual]

[futagosa]

Saturday morning in the Sato household…

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[cali-cocaine]

this is good

[embyrr922]

I’d just like to add, see how they behave when they’re angry/frustrated/exhausted, and if you see something that concerns you, wait until they’re calm, and then talk to them about it.

My husband used to yell when he got frustrated, but after I explained to him that I found it upsetting, he stopped yelling and started consciously working on asking for help before he got to that level of frustration.

When I’m upset over something, or just in a bad mood, I tend to withdraw. My husband explained to me that it makes him feel like I’m mad at him, so now when I need some space, I’ll tell him what I’m upset about, or that I’m in a bad mood for no particular reason, and I need to be alone for a little while.

See your friends and partners at their worst, but don’t assume that their worst is immutable. If someone loves and cares about you, they’ll try to accommodate you to the best of their ability.

[ladylike-foxes]

^^^^ This is the best advice I’ve ever seen on this site, and it is so important. Communication is everything, and is 80% of the reason my husband and I have such a healthy, strong, and supportive relationship.

[dinuguan]

[tellyjpg]

yo

[killamunkey-deactivated20190308]

More and more people are just starting to say fuck a poker face

[thahalfrican]

lmaooo

[7mangoes]

they looked at each other like, this bitch 😂

[allerasphinx]

I friggin lost it when they looked at each other.

[itsagifnotagif]

All these folks need to learn that a guy can support women, be feminine, make/reblog jokes and memes that slam men, and use phrases that women more typically use without being gay.

PREACH

[champagnemanagement]

[undergroundghosts]

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

[drownthearchitect-deactivated20]

Dude I think you went to hell

[carmilla-cast-tweets]

[arssolum]

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

[screaming-vortex-of-fun]

FAQ

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

[imnayeons]

Nana & Hyosung greeting each other (◡‿◡✿)

[wldrf]

(Nana) Orange Caramel on Weekly Idol -  141105 (x) ( english sub here )

[gondrymp3]

SHINee 5 second interview

[gay-jk]

#this is a physical representation of the kinsey scale

[heejis]

just when you thought gashina couldn’t get any better.