Mayonnaise

Just tryna anxiety attack my way through life

[screamingbuttholes]

No regrets

[thehonestauthor]

When one of your characters is more of a rebel than you:

[ugly-ravioli]

i heard you like bad girls

well i’m bad at everything

*winks with both eyes*

[shitpostinguniverse]

[atomic-wizard]

Me preparing extra alarms because I know I’ll just turn the first eight off and go back to bed

[johnnyjava]

[screamingbuttholes]

My life in a nutshell.

[screamingbuttholes]

That time my dad moved into a really tiny apartment for a few years and instead of buying an actual Christmas Tree put this monstrosity out every year...