McCall Pack Intern

Teen Wolf sideblog

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Something about Stiles being the one who went out on his own out of beacon hills is so tragic because he was the one who wanted so badly to keep eveyone together and even to stay in NoCal. But he left on the promise that everyone else would too but they didn't bc they couldn't. Stiles is the only one who could leave but he would never want to but they make him leave for all of them. Scott and Lydia (and Maila to a certain extent) think maybe it doesn't matter if we're stuck here if he has a chance to make something of himself. But they can never fully push him away ofc. You can never leave forever

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They never did explain how Noshiko (a centuries old kitsune) physically aged more since WWII than Satomi (a regular bitten werewolf). Because that has potentially insane implications for werewolf aging and life spans

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Since this is getting traction for some reason, my Noshiko theory is simply that she chose to live as a woman in her early 20s (assuming her in the flashback was closer to arden chos actually age than kiras) but since having Kira lessened (/passed down alla werecyote) her powers she could no longer keep herself from aging so shes her original age of 25< plus Kiras age of 17 puts her in her early 40s which matches Ken (43 in s3) for appearance sake. (Or she chose to age to not get weird looks) (ps. Assuming ken was her first boyfriend not to die long enough to have kids does make her character and actions make more sense)

And then for werewolves I assume alphas age slower based on the strength of their pack which would explain why Satomi and Deucalion have lived as basically the same age for so long but other werewovels haven't

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Season 1 of teen wolf is so funny in retrospect bc it makes Beacon Hills look like a semi-normal town. Like what do you mean there is a macys, video store, bowling alley, sports store, etc? You would never see a building that wasn't owned by the government, a giant abandoned warehouse or a illegal rave/gay club in the later seasons. Do you think they all shut down bc of the murders?

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Melissa never fully letting Liam live down trying to kill Scott is one of my favorite canon dynamics

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"I hate that lydia brought stiles back instead of scott or his dad. Its so forced and downplays stiles's more important relationships" oh just say you hate lydia martin and don't care abour her story arc with your whole chest

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My mom was convinced that Gerard was the voice of the nogitsune so I looked it up and its Brunski???

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Underrated part of Mason and Corey's dynamic is Mason's need to point out every hot guy he sees vs Corey being so codependently attached to him that he doesn't really even like speaking to other people

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Teen Wolf text posts part 7! I'm shocked I haven't run out of ideas lol

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So right before Theo kills her, Tracy says that she's "not like the others" and she can't take his pain but when you look at the chimeras they are pretty evenly split on pain-taking capabilities (Theo and Hayden can, Tracy and Josh can't, we don't know about Corey) so I wonder what she meant by that. She's part werewolf but maybe you need for both parts to be able to take pain (ie like werecoyote or werejaguar)? I'm assuming kanimas can't.

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Will never get over Jackson thinking he caught sexually transmitted werewolf immunity from Lydia. Like imagine if there was just an anti-werewolf std going around

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God stiles stilinski you would hate half your fandom I'm so sorry you deserve better than to be idolized you deserve to be treated as a real character

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Saw a tiktok thats making me see blood

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I will never get used to seeing people reblog my teen wolf posts with #tw, I'm like "damn what's triggering about this? I guess people can be pretty sensitive sometimes". Like no I'm a fucking idiot it stands for teen wolf and yet every single time I get so confused

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Guys I need to get bitten by an alpha right now bc I turn 20 in less than an hour and I will lose my chance to be a teen wolf!

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I hate when people say that its "unrealistic" that girls weren't into stiles, they notably were. Erica had a huge crush on him and, in s3 alone 3 separate girls decide they need to sleep with him immediately, heather (vigrin sacrifice childhood friend), caitlin (other virgin sacrifice's gf at the black light party) and malia in eichan. The only girls in his year who weren't into him were scott's girlfriends (allison and kira) and lydia at first and she comes around and falls in love with him. Stiles was probably the most sought after man in that show.

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Craziest teen wolf take I've actually seen in the wild is that turning someone makes you related to them and therefore scott, liam, issac, etc. are biologically Hales and this was to say that the Scalia relationship was wrong bc it was incest???

They didn't mention it but this would also apply to s6 layden and ships like Sciaasc and Berica

I just needed to tell someone about this bc how do you come to this conclusion?

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One thing about Scott McCall is that he WILL be working on something behind the scenes