Lord Starscream

The true leader of the decepticons

[textsfromcybertron]

(812): Apparently calling shotgun while getting put in a police car is frowned upon

[d-16-megatronus-fan]

@minerorion do I need to get Starscream to bail you out?

[minerorion]

NUH UH

Okay maybe

[d-16-megatronus-fan]

@screamlordstar he got arrested again!

[screamlordstar]

Sigh

I'll get him out

[thegingercassette]

I can’t show my face in at least two Walmarts and a Target because I managed to steal a crap ton of stuff during Black Friday.

But at least I got stuff for free!

[screamlordstar]

THATS MY BOY!

[thegingercassette]

Also I did the same to a couple pet stores! It was time to restock on snake food and I’m not settling with just mice!

[screamlordstar]

I raised you to be a great Decepticon!

[thegingercassette]

I can’t show my face in at least two Walmarts and a Target because I managed to steal a crap ton of stuff during Black Friday.

But at least I got stuff for free!

[screamlordstar]

THATS MY BOY!

[screamlordstar]

Hey Starscream, do you think we could borrow Thundercracker’s credit card for a bit? We ended up with more bots that we’re gonna give gifts to and we need a little extra.

We’ll pay him back in a couple months, once things settle down.

Knock Out from @nyoomingwybie

Of course! As long as you get me something too :)

[dezmolad]

A shipchild

[healingcorvid]

@screamlordstar

[screamlordstar]

:) have fun with custody

[nyoomingwybie]

Oooh dragon!!

[thehumansparkling]

DRAGON! Where i wanna see!

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s so big I can fit in his mouth when he carries me!

[thehumansparkling]

what.... ..

YOU ARE BEING CARRIED LIKE A BABY CROC?! IM JEALOUS!

Im coming to find you i wanna be carried like a baby croc

[nyoomingwybie]

He put me in a nest, one much bigger than Starscream’s

[thehumansparkling]

OK I'm coming I'm also gonna be bringing the siblings with me

[screamlordstar]

:(

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s a nice dragon Starscream! Very nice!

[screamlordstar]

I can make my nest bigger!

[nyoomingwybie]

His nest is only bigger because he’s huge! Really huge

[screamlordstar]

I can make mine bigger so that it's better and more cozy :(

[nyoomingwybie]

Your best is cozy dada, this one may be big but there’s no one to cuddle or play with besides the big dragon

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh dear Onyx- those wings are huge

[screamlordstar]

:(

[nyoomingwybie]

Oooh dragon!!

[thehumansparkling]

DRAGON! Where i wanna see!

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s so big I can fit in his mouth when he carries me!

[thehumansparkling]

what.... ..

YOU ARE BEING CARRIED LIKE A BABY CROC?! IM JEALOUS!

Im coming to find you i wanna be carried like a baby croc

[nyoomingwybie]

He put me in a nest, one much bigger than Starscream’s

[thehumansparkling]

OK I'm coming I'm also gonna be bringing the siblings with me

[screamlordstar]

:(

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s a nice dragon Starscream! Very nice!

[screamlordstar]

I can make my nest bigger!

[nyoomingwybie]

His nest is only bigger because he’s huge! Really huge

[screamlordstar]

I can make mine bigger so that it's better and more cozy :(

[nyoomingwybie]

Oooh dragon!!

[thehumansparkling]

DRAGON! Where i wanna see!

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s so big I can fit in his mouth when he carries me!

[thehumansparkling]

what.... ..

YOU ARE BEING CARRIED LIKE A BABY CROC?! IM JEALOUS!

Im coming to find you i wanna be carried like a baby croc

[nyoomingwybie]

He put me in a nest, one much bigger than Starscream’s

[thehumansparkling]

OK I'm coming I'm also gonna be bringing the siblings with me

[screamlordstar]

:(

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s a nice dragon Starscream! Very nice!

[screamlordstar]

I can make my nest bigger!

[nyoomingwybie]

Oooh dragon!!

[thehumansparkling]

DRAGON! Where i wanna see!

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s so big I can fit in his mouth when he carries me!

[thehumansparkling]

what.... ..

YOU ARE BEING CARRIED LIKE A BABY CROC?! IM JEALOUS!

Im coming to find you i wanna be carried like a baby croc

[nyoomingwybie]

He put me in a nest, one much bigger than Starscream’s

[thehumansparkling]

OK I'm coming I'm also gonna be bringing the siblings with me

[screamlordstar]

:(

[screamlordstar]

What animals has Alice tried to bring home that you didn't allow her to keep?

Scraplets :(

[thehumansparkling]

they didn't hurt anyone! And they were sooooo cute

[screamlordstar]

They bit me! They tried to eat me!

[screamlordstar]

What animals has Alice tried to bring home that you didn't allow her to keep?

Scraplets :(

[bluebellbot]

My body is finally back to normal temperature wise, I’m gonna try working out some more to regain my strength.

[screamlordstar]

We could help you ;)

[nyoomingwybie]

Oh frag.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

What's wrong, love?

[nyoomingwybie]

There’s

There’s a spark

There’s a new spark

I’m carrying, Moonsplinter I’m carrying

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

After I just told Wildbreak that wasn't possible????

[screamlordstar]

I'm upgrading my nest already :)

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

As you should

[screamlordstar]

You should join my nest :)

[nyoomingwybie]

Oh frag.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

What's wrong, love?

[nyoomingwybie]

There’s

There’s a spark

There’s a new spark

I’m carrying, Moonsplinter I’m carrying

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

After I just told Wildbreak that wasn't possible????

[screamlordstar]

I'm upgrading my nest already :)

[eclipselunarchaos]

So sleepy...

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

Well seekers are famously known for nesting. This is normal seeker behavior and signs that your seeker is healthy, very spot and possibly broody.

To make sure your seeker stays healthy, join them in a cuddle in the nest. It might also help them become less broody.

Or you’ll get an even broodier seeker like @screamlordstar who keeps adopting unattended bots and human kids

[screamlordstar]

They need parents!

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

Haven’t you tried to take Wildbreak like 3 times despite already being married to his parents?

[screamlordstar]

*tucking Wildbreak into his nest*

Noooo I haven't

[nyoomingwybie]

Hey! Starscream bring him back! You can tuck him into your nest when he’s no longer grounded!

[screamlordstar]

He can be grounded here, I can keep him safe!

[nyoomingwybie]

Starscream please, we just got him back 😭

[screamlordstar]

You know where he is, nice and safe, and you can be in the nest too!

[eclipselunarchaos]

So sleepy...

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

Well seekers are famously known for nesting. This is normal seeker behavior and signs that your seeker is healthy, very spot and possibly broody.

To make sure your seeker stays healthy, join them in a cuddle in the nest. It might also help them become less broody.

Or you’ll get an even broodier seeker like @screamlordstar who keeps adopting unattended bots and human kids

[screamlordstar]

They need parents!

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

Haven’t you tried to take Wildbreak like 3 times despite already being married to his parents?

[screamlordstar]

*tucking Wildbreak into his nest*

Noooo I haven't

[nyoomingwybie]

Hey! Starscream bring him back! You can tuck him into your nest when he’s no longer grounded!

[screamlordstar]

He can be grounded here, I can keep him safe!

[eclipselunarchaos]

So sleepy...

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

Well seekers are famously known for nesting. This is normal seeker behavior and signs that your seeker is healthy, very spot and possibly broody.

To make sure your seeker stays healthy, join them in a cuddle in the nest. It might also help them become less broody.

Or you’ll get an even broodier seeker like @screamlordstar who keeps adopting unattended bots and human kids

[screamlordstar]

They need parents!

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

Haven’t you tried to take Wildbreak like 3 times despite already being married to his parents?

[screamlordstar]

*tucking Wildbreak into his nest*

Noooo I haven't