Moonsplinter

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[starmaker-astral]

This is why I love tumblr

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

When the DNA mutations send you nudes

[mintaikkcorpse]

It sucks being a shipper bcuz I DO care and think about the characters outside of their relationships and other characters in the story and messages and meaning of things, but the evil fairy keeps whispering poisons into my ear and the little brain worms feast off of them and then I can't stop thinking about the characters doing romantic shit!!!

[froyo-ocs]

Hey, can y’all rb this if it’s okay to send you messages asking about your ocs, cause on god I wanna interact with y’all but I am terrified of being annoying lol

[thehumansparkling]

What is a 'movie knight' and how does one partake in one? I heard they're common family bonding activities for organics, and I want to engage in your culture :)

-@mothman-married-a-dinosaur

A movie night is a activity where family and friends gather around cuddled together in blankets and pillows and watch movies and TV shows almost all night long its pretty fun and we should totally do it!

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

hiding various suits of armor behind her back Oh wonderful, Alice! I'll get one set up! I'll get snacks!

[bicinno]

Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

Sometimes I get too timid to send asks to ask. I want to see how many people are ok with artists drawing their OCs!

[themonster-under-your-bed]

draw em

[cutelover76]

SURE!

[ambulance-mom-deactivated202601]

Sure!!! I love my oc the more art the merrier!

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh please do– the PFP for this one was done by @smokescreenstuff, as a matter of fact!

[smokescreenstuff]

I don’t really do OCs here, but I’ll gladly draw others OCs.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I am highlighting your skill, my friend

[bicinno]

Reblog if it's OK for other artists to draw your OCs

Sometimes I get too timid to send asks to ask. I want to see how many people are ok with artists drawing their OCs!

[themonster-under-your-bed]

draw em

[cutelover76]

SURE!

[ambulance-mom-deactivated202601]

Sure!!! I love my oc the more art the merrier!

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh please do-- the PFP for this one was done by @smokescreenstuff, as a matter of fact!

[tfp-optimus-and-megatron]

Oh hi! Are you the Optimus and Megatron my daddy and papa are always talking about?? You’re both a lot bigger than I imagined.

@nyoomingwybie

...Wildbreak?!

You know him?

Megatron scoffs.

No, I just know the name of a random child that appeared on a battlefield. Yes, I know him!

[nyoomingwybie]

Hehehe! Yeah hi! I’ve heard so many cool stories about both of you! From my daddy and papa from all my uncles and aunt!

[tfp-optimus-and-megatron]

Wildbreak, where are your parents? Shouldn't you be with them?

[nyoomingwybie]

I have a habit of sneaking away. Daddy’s busy helping one of my friends with memory stuff and papa has a lot of blind spots that’s easy to hide from. I also got new parents that married them but they’re also currently busy with stuff. But I’m fine! I’m six! I’m basically grown! *He puffed out his chassis proudly as if it would make him seem bigger and older than he really was.*

[tfp-optimus-and-megatron]

Optimus muffles a snort as Megatron sighs.

You are not grown. You are a child. You should not be here.

Reminds me of Roddy when he was younger.

Megatron freezes, but recovers quickly.

[nyoomingwybie]

Well I’m fine with going alone for a little bit! Add long as I get home before they notice!

And I just wanted to meet the people everyone’s talking about back home! The Optimus who sacrificed himself for Cybertron and Megatron who ended up as Unicron’s puppet

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Wybie no you can't call him that! That's rude!

[nyoomingwybie]

Moth-er! What are you doing here???

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I was just flying around and then I noticed you!

[tfp-optimus-and-megatron]

Oh hi! Are you the Optimus and Megatron my daddy and papa are always talking about?? You’re both a lot bigger than I imagined.

@nyoomingwybie

...Wildbreak?!

You know him?

Megatron scoffs.

No, I just know the name of a random child that appeared on a battlefield. Yes, I know him!

[nyoomingwybie]

Hehehe! Yeah hi! I’ve heard so many cool stories about both of you! From my daddy and papa from all my uncles and aunt!

[tfp-optimus-and-megatron]

Wildbreak, where are your parents? Shouldn't you be with them?

[nyoomingwybie]

I have a habit of sneaking away. Daddy’s busy helping one of my friends with memory stuff and papa has a lot of blind spots that’s easy to hide from. I also got new parents that married them but they’re also currently busy with stuff. But I’m fine! I’m six! I’m basically grown! *He puffed out his chassis proudly as if it would make him seem bigger and older than he really was.*

[tfp-optimus-and-megatron]

Optimus muffles a snort as Megatron sighs.

You are not grown. You are a child. You should not be here.

Reminds me of Roddy when he was younger.

Megatron freezes, but recovers quickly.

[nyoomingwybie]

Well I’m fine with going alone for a little bit! Add long as I get home before they notice!

And I just wanted to meet the people everyone’s talking about back home! The Optimus who sacrificed himself for Cybertron and Megatron who ended up as Unicron’s puppet

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Wybie no you can't call him that! That's rude!

[pestiwrench]

My facility is thriving, for the first time in forever it’s actually thriving.

No pesticons in my care have died in months from disease, hunger or damages. Litters have been able to open their optics and see the world without losing siblings.

I’ve done it, I kept my promise to my little brother. I kept my promise to Brawl. I made a safe space for Pesticons.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Congratulations, Wrench! I'm so happy for you!

[bluebellbot]

I've come bearing gifts, Blue! I brought blankets-- you can never have too many blankets-- and lots of food because you have another new baby, I didn't know you were still adopting. Oh, where is-- who is this mech

-@mothman-married-a-dinosaur

Oh! Moonsplinter! This is Red Alert! I think he’s from the same place you and the others adopted D-16, Orion, B and Elita!

He’s—aaand he’s gone to hide. Poor thing, so jumpy.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I didn't mean to scare him! I'm happy you brought him here, I'm sure he'll grow to be super happy here. I'd expected a smaller larvae. I was wrong. He's precious. I hope he likes the food. Maybe the blankets will soothe his fears.

[bluebellbot]

Hopefully, it’s just right now he’s very scared of a lot of things and I’m working on that with him. He’s anxious to even fall into recharge because there might be something important that’ll come up while he’s not alert.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh no... Hmm, do you have any nocturnal people or mechanimals in your family?

[bluebellbot]

Not unless you’re willing to count the times Rubble and Seaglass refuse to sleep. And we don’t have any mechanimals that hang around the family, not since Trailfire…

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Alright. I suggest you get him a gyrohound. They're a hunting mechanimal from Tetrahex that were bred to stand guard in old Clavis Aurea rites, as well as being used to help track down predacons. Gyrohounds are fast and full of energy, but they learn quickly and tend to sleep in the evenings when everyone else is settling down. They wake up when you sleep and then stand guard all night. Then during the day, they'll play and run and do tricks and all the other things you'd want from a pet.

It might be good for him to know that there is a family member to take watch and handle problems so he doesn't have to, and that will come get him if anything more urgent does come up.

[bluebellbot]

Oh thank you Moonsplinter, I’ll talk to Bumblebee about considering getting one! I just hope the rest of the kids adjust well to having one as well.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

And if that doesn't work out, we'll help him take time to nap during the day. That way he knows we're watching over him, and he gets more rest than none.

[nyoomingwybie]

Oooh dragon!!

[thehumansparkling]

DRAGON! Where i wanna see!

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s so big I can fit in his mouth when he carries me!

[thehumansparkling]

what.... ..

YOU ARE BEING CARRIED LIKE A BABY CROC?! IM JEALOUS!

Im coming to find you i wanna be carried like a baby croc

[nyoomingwybie]

He put me in a nest, one much bigger than Starscream’s

[thehumansparkling]

OK I'm coming I'm also gonna be bringing the siblings with me

[screamlordstar]

:(

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s a nice dragon Starscream! Very nice!

[screamlordstar]

I can make my nest bigger!

[nyoomingwybie]

His nest is only bigger because he’s huge! Really huge

[screamlordstar]

I can make mine bigger so that it's better and more cozy :(

[nyoomingwybie]

Your best is cozy dada, this one may be big but there’s no one to cuddle or play with besides the big dragon

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh dear Onyx- those wings are huge

[nyoomingwybie]

Hey moth-er!

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I wonder if he can join the Hive for you...

[nyoomingwybie]

Oooh dragon!!

[thehumansparkling]

DRAGON! Where i wanna see!

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s so big I can fit in his mouth when he carries me!

[thehumansparkling]

what.... ..

YOU ARE BEING CARRIED LIKE A BABY CROC?! IM JEALOUS!

Im coming to find you i wanna be carried like a baby croc

[nyoomingwybie]

He put me in a nest, one much bigger than Starscream’s

[thehumansparkling]

OK I'm coming I'm also gonna be bringing the siblings with me

[screamlordstar]

:(

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s a nice dragon Starscream! Very nice!

[screamlordstar]

I can make my nest bigger!

[nyoomingwybie]

His nest is only bigger because he’s huge! Really huge

[screamlordstar]

I can make mine bigger so that it's better and more cozy :(

[nyoomingwybie]

Your best is cozy dada, this one may be big but there’s no one to cuddle or play with besides the big dragon

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh dear Onyx- those wings are huge

[screamlordstar]

:(

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Yours are prettier.

[nyoomingwybie]

Oooh dragon!!

[thehumansparkling]

DRAGON! Where i wanna see!

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s so big I can fit in his mouth when he carries me!

[thehumansparkling]

what.... ..

YOU ARE BEING CARRIED LIKE A BABY CROC?! IM JEALOUS!

Im coming to find you i wanna be carried like a baby croc

[nyoomingwybie]

He put me in a nest, one much bigger than Starscream’s

[thehumansparkling]

OK I'm coming I'm also gonna be bringing the siblings with me

[screamlordstar]

:(

[nyoomingwybie]

He’s a nice dragon Starscream! Very nice!

[screamlordstar]

I can make my nest bigger!

[nyoomingwybie]

His nest is only bigger because he’s huge! Really huge

[screamlordstar]

I can make mine bigger so that it's better and more cozy :(

[nyoomingwybie]

Your best is cozy dada, this one may be big but there’s no one to cuddle or play with besides the big dragon

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh dear Onyx- those wings are huge

[bluebellbot]

I've come bearing gifts, Blue! I brought blankets-- you can never have too many blankets-- and lots of food because you have another new baby, I didn't know you were still adopting. Oh, where is-- who is this mech

-@mothman-married-a-dinosaur

Oh! Moonsplinter! This is Red Alert! I think he’s from the same place you and the others adopted D-16, Orion, B and Elita!

He’s—aaand he’s gone to hide. Poor thing, so jumpy.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I didn't mean to scare him! I'm happy you brought him here, I'm sure he'll grow to be super happy here. I'd expected a smaller larvae. I was wrong. He's precious. I hope he likes the food. Maybe the blankets will soothe his fears.

[bluebellbot]

Hopefully, it’s just right now he’s very scared of a lot of things and I’m working on that with him. He’s anxious to even fall into recharge because there might be something important that’ll come up while he’s not alert.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh no... Hmm, do you have any nocturnal people or mechanimals in your family?

[bluebellbot]

Not unless you’re willing to count the times Rubble and Seaglass refuse to sleep. And we don’t have any mechanimals that hang around the family, not since Trailfire…

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Alright. I suggest you get him a gyrohound. They're a hunting mechanimal from Tetrahex that were bred to stand guard in old Clavis Aurea rites, as well as being used to help track down predacons. Gyrohounds are fast and full of energy, but they learn quickly and tend to sleep in the evenings when everyone else is settling down. They wake up when you sleep and then stand guard all night. Then during the day, they'll play and run and do tricks and all the other things you'd want from a pet.

It might be good for him to know that there is a family member to take watch and handle problems so he doesn't have to, and that will come get him if anything more urgent does come up.

[bluebellbot]

I've come bearing gifts, Blue! I brought blankets-- you can never have too many blankets-- and lots of food because you have another new baby, I didn't know you were still adopting. Oh, where is-- who is this mech

-@mothman-married-a-dinosaur

Oh! Moonsplinter! This is Red Alert! I think he’s from the same place you and the others adopted D-16, Orion, B and Elita!

He’s—aaand he’s gone to hide. Poor thing, so jumpy.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I didn't mean to scare him! I'm happy you brought him here, I'm sure he'll grow to be super happy here. I'd expected a smaller larvae. I was wrong. He's precious. I hope he likes the food. Maybe the blankets will soothe his fears.

[bluebellbot]

Hopefully, it’s just right now he’s very scared of a lot of things and I’m working on that with him. He’s anxious to even fall into recharge because there might be something important that’ll come up while he’s not alert.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Oh no... Hmm, do you have any nocturnal people or mechanimals in your family?

[bluebellbot]

I've come bearing gifts, Blue! I brought blankets-- you can never have too many blankets-- and lots of food because you have another new baby, I didn't know you were still adopting. Oh, where is-- who is this mech

-@mothman-married-a-dinosaur

Oh! Moonsplinter! This is Red Alert! I think he’s from the same place you and the others adopted D-16, Orion, B and Elita!

He’s—aaand he’s gone to hide. Poor thing, so jumpy.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I didn't mean to scare him! I'm happy you brought him here, I'm sure he'll grow to be super happy here. I'd expected a smaller larvae. I was wrong. He's precious. I hope he likes the food. Maybe the blankets will soothe his fears.

[bluebellbot]

Smash or pass, Moonsplinter

Smash. 100%.

Anyone who say pass are fools. Also I like women who are strong, like hold me please.

Only downside is I’m not strong enough to impress her or anything 😔

[grimlock-king-of-insects]

throws her into a lake

[bluebellbot]

WOAH HEY-

*she splashed around for a bit but swam back to the shore* What was all that for?! I mean- it feels nice after months of being boiling hot but what the heck Grimlock??

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

staring with goo-goo optics

[bluebellbot]

Uhh Moonsplinter? You good?

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

You can swim. So good for Hive

[bluebellbot]

Oh.

Oh!

So you like a bot who can swim? Oh my gosh sweet.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

I can't do that. My wings go floppy and cling to my arms. You are so beautiful-

[bluebellbot]

Oh my gosh, thank you Moonsplinter! You’re really pretty too. And I didn’t know that just knowing how to swim was attractive to you.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Anything I can't do is gorgeous to me. YOU are gorgeous.