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Welcome to Texts from Cybertron

NOW ACCEPTING COMMUNITY TEXTS, DM'S (see FAQ below)

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FAQ under the cut:

Where do you get the texts?

I source them from textsfromlastnight.com. It was recently overhauled though :( The UI used to be way friendlier.

What do those numbers mean?

Those are the US area codes (ex. 978 is for phone numbers registered in a part of northeast Massachusetts) and country codes (ex. +44 is the UK) that the texts were sent from.

The (277) is an area code not in use, so I reserve it for submissions.

Can I request a character?

Please do! I move at a glacial pace so you might not see them for a while, but rest assured I have them in mind.

Can I submit a message?

Yes please! You’re not limited to texts either: It can be from DMs, Discord, whatever. The “area code” for user-submitted texts is (277) (because it spells ASS). Anything that you’ve either sent or received is fair game. PLEASE SPECIFY WHETHER YOU'D LIKE TO BE KEPT ANONYMOUS.

What does the vp in vp mention stand for?

It stands for valveplug, the tf fandom’s chosen nsfw tag.

Will you do [specific continuity]?

It never hurts to ask! I’m not watching War for Cybertron though. Check out @/ too-many-beloveds tag #texts from wfct

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(216): I’m really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.

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(702): I’m honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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(760): Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country that has lower standards than us on a Friday night.

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(415): Fuck yeah GAYNESS

(415): *explodes into glitter*

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(214): Blow job season was short but glorious.

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(850): HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.

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(703): YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE ‘I TOLD YOU SO’ ON YOUR HEADSTONE

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(518): you were drinking a pitcher of what you called “16 loko” and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was

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(817): You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye, just walk away at that point

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(269): I’m gonna send you a dick pic now just so you’re uncomfortable at work

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(201): Okay, since we’re going to be living together and I’m obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.

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(313): sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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(801): I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.

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(205): What’s the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?

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(630): At some point the phrase “I’ve hit rock bottom” stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life