pithy title here

Grumpy, queer, and older than you

[screamyvegetables]

So, uh...this is weird. Hello new followers who aren't porn bots, but actual real people! I'm crotchety genX person with kids and a spouse and and a messy houseful of cats. I've been on tumblr for 15 years now, and in all that time have never changed my avatar (which, btw, is me).

I'm over-educated and underemployed, but these days I'm glad for that. I'm queer, neurodivergent, and have a few chronic health conditions that I'm likely to complain about here. Sometimes I shitpost; sometimes I squee about my current hyper-fixations; sometimes I just reblog shit.

I post somewhat regularly about my experience with weight loss, so if you'd like to avoid those posts, mute the tag "screamy weight".

I may post or reblog adult shit, so if you're under 18 or sensitive to adult themes in art, please don't engage.

These days you're likely to see me posting about skincare, weightlifting, and Con O'Neill.

Update, January 2025: currently hyper focused on watercolor, roller skating, and Iceland.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

waiting for some ink to dry on a commish

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

time for a shitload of green!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

it DONE!

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[screamyvegetables]

This is 48. I got myself some skates a can’t afford to celebrate.

[screamyvegetables]

I did a past life regression hypnosis session today and it was illuminating.

[pelicanhypeman]

Corporation for Public Broadcasting votes itself out of existence

The Corporation for Public Broadcasting's directors voted the organization out of business Monday. The private agency, which has distributed

This is a fucking tragedy. Don’t ever forget what these assholes took from us.

[screamyvegetables]

Well I feel like shit. Whee.

[screamyvegetables]

So I just got the form rejection from HR. It’s a small department and they didn’t even do me the courtesy of an actual email rejection.

[screamyvegetables]

I found their NYE crowns.

[screamyvegetables]

First NYE in the green chair, last NYE in the green chair.

[screamyvegetables]

My nibling who has been depressed and had SH scars over the summer came up to me to say how they’re doing much better now, and that made me super happy. They weee lighter tonight than I’d see them in years. It made me super happy.

[pjharvey]

i'm reading the genius of birds by jennifer ackerman (amazing book) and today i learned that the first ever documented case of a bird making a tool to use as a weapon against another bird was a steller's jay breaking off and sharpening a stick to wield like a lance at a crow that was taking too long at a feeding station the jay also wanted to eat at. the jay tried to stab at the crow but narrowly missed, the crow lunged back, the jay dropped the stick, and the crow picked it up with the sharp end pointing towards the jay and pursued it into the trees

[pjharvey]

imagine the guy in front of you at mcdonald's is taking too long to order and so you fashion a blade on the spot and hold him at knifepoint. and then he steals your knife and points it back at you while chasing you out of the restaurant. and also the guy is twice your size

[screamyvegetables]

Brief respite yesterday evening but now he’s back to being a pissy monster.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ransomflanagan]

SEBASTIAN STAN as Bucky Barnes in Marvel Cinematic Universe (2021-2025)

[stardustrider]

Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes

Healing is a journey and not a destination.

[anarchxst]

merr chrismas godzilla 2014 by legendfromthedeep

Tumblr took down the original

So here

[queenanthai]

Godzilla bless us, every one