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entire class: hot dog or hamburger
Color Me Curious

oozey mess

@theartofmadeline
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RMH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
ojovivo

Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost
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Fai_Ryy
occasionally subtle
Claire Keane
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EXPECTATIONS
d e v o n
Monterey Bay Aquarium
The Stonewall Inn
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@screechingpolicebanana
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
PEOPLE DIED
102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL
I’m sure they are very chill right now.
You might even say they’re… ICE COLD.
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
天官赐福 TGCF S2 New Snippets of Gambler’s Den | From 2nd Anniversary Video
+ bonus RING AND LIAN LIAN:
This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this
I want to make people see how much has been taken away from them.
Did you know that there are dozens of species of fireflies, and some of them light up with a blue glow? Did you know about the moths? There are thousands of them, bright pink and raspberry orange and checkerboard and emerald. They are called things like Black-Etched Prominent, Purple Fairy, Pink-Legged Tiger, Small Mossy Glyph and Black-Bordered Lemon.
Did you know that there are moths that feed on lichens? Did you know about the blue and green bees? The rainbow-colored dogbane beetles? Your streams are supposed to teem with newts, salamanders, crawdads, frogs, and fishes. I want to take you by the hand and show you an animal you've never seen before, and say, "This exists! It's real! It's alive!"
There are secret wildflowers that no website will show you and that no list entitled "native species to attract butterflies!" will name. Every day I'm at work I see a new plant I didn't know existed.
The purple coneflowers and prairie blazing star are a tidepool, a puddle, and there is an ocean out there. There are wildflowers that only grow in a few specific counties in a single state in the United States, there are plants that are evolved specifically to live underneath the drip line of a dolomite cliff or on the border of a glade of exposed limestone bedrock. Did you know that different species of moss grow on the sides of a boulder vs. on top of it?
There are obscure trees you might have never seen—Sourwood, Yellowwood, Overcup Oak, Ninebark, Mountain Stewartia, Striped Maple, American Hophornbeam, Rusty Blackhaw, Kentucky Coffeetree. There are edible fruits you've never even heard of.
And it is so scary and sad that so many people live and work in environments where most of these wondrous living things have been locally extirpated.
There are vast tracts of suburb and town and city and barren pasture where a person could plausibly never learn of the existence of the vast majority of their native plants and animals, where a person might never imagine just how many there are, because they've only ever been exposed to the tiny handful of living things that can survive in a suburb and they have no reason to extrapolate that there are ten thousand more that no one is talking about.
It's like being a fish that has lived its whole life in a bucket, with no way of imagining the ocean. The insects in your field guide are a fraction of those that exist, of all the native plants to your area only a handful can be bought in a nursery.
Welcome to the Earth! It's beautiful! It's full of life! More things are real and beautiful and alive than a single person could imagine!!!
Look, I'm going to tell you some flowers native to the United States that you didn't know about
Ovate False Fiddleleaf, Rosy Twisted-Stalk
Cross-Leaf Milkwort, Blue Flowered Coyote Thistle
Gaywings, Michaux's Bluet
Redtwig Doghobble, Brook Saxifrage
Swollen Bladderwort, Two-Leaf Miterwort
I will happily keep going
FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE!!!
Op thank you so much bc I’ve been seeing wingstem everywhere and not been able to figure out what they’re called
Be sure to collect some seeds once the flower heads dry out and turn brown...!
ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about
creepypasta title: red curtains
me: what does that even mean, Im so bored *immediately scrolls past*
creepypasta title: every house on my block got a new antenna last night
me, immediately riveted, needs to know what happened or else I will die: oh my god who put them there what are they doing where did they come from wh
DOES THIS NOT STRIKE INSTANT CURIOSITY INTO YOUR HEART
🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓
Y’all this is literally my first post on here and idk what I’m doing 💀🤚🏻
It is exhausting!
“You earned yourself a lovely day, now go and enjoy it!”
There are four kinds of people reading thirst tweets...
The old one...
The chill one...
The catholic one...
The offended one...
hi not gonna post any doodles with event quest yet but . what if we could just give albedo a little kiss right on his little neck star
𝑲𝑰𝑯𝒀𝑼𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑩𝑳𝑬𝑴 𝑳𝑶𝑪𝑺
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I hope you like it ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ