[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[apisashla]

ra, ra, Rasputin /

buy my secret penis cream

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Dare to be the type of girlfriend who makes boyfriends get pregnant]

[dkpsyhog]

Inspirobot KILLIN it with the trans rights these days

[necr0bvnny]

I'd like everyone to know that I have the novelization of Spider-Man 2 and in the book the arms actually talk to Otto in his head and have their own dialogue. Not only that but they call him father and Otto sees them as him and Rosie's children. :')

I'll post some pages for y'all if you want!

[jermas985]

[byjove]

[diazami]

I feel this in my soul

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[your-wifes-boyfriend]

[girl-debord]

Hoodwinked AMV - Break Stuff

[girl-debord]

Break Stuff Sunday

[girl-debord]

Welcome to Break Stuff Sunday

[clitorous]

[dailyspiderman]

SPIDER-MAN 2 2004 | dir. Sam Raimi

[im-rey]

Intelligence is not a privilege, it’s a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind. 

[thewritingumbrellas]

Open up your manuscript.

Search for “there is” or “there was.”

Find all the description or action that starts with “there” and change it.

“There is a strike of lightning” becomes “lightning strikes the sky.”

“There is panic building in his chest” becomes “panic builds in his chest.”

Helps declump the writing

[thewritingumbrellas]

People are complaining about present tense in the notes.

“There was a strike of lighting” or “there was panic building in his chest” has the same issue. It’s not about tenses, its about adding unnecessary words that clump up the writing.

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[mendelskrull]

can I offer an unfunny meme in this trying time

[lorddoordash]

[lakevida]

spilled cherry pepsi on the socks i'm knitting but the yarn is dark brown because i had premonitions of a pepsi disaster many years ago

[fortooate]

twin peaks

[insomniac-arrest]

Femme Fatale Checklist

Sexy 

Confident

Worldly

Shoots when you least expect it

Strategic clothes ripping

Uses a whip as a weapon

IN CONCLUSION

Indiana Jones is a femme fatale.

[cydonian-mystery]

Stand aside himbos, himme fatale just dropped