i think i’ve seen this film before

shepherd bloomwood. screenwriter with several projects on hiatus, because some people seem to forget that plagiarism is the most obvious thing in the world and anyone with a lick of sense could look at my first draft of the pendle hill trials and see alarming similarities to certain cw shows, but that's fine. karma will get you in the end. anyway. current camp counselor.

[bonniestewarts]

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taking sylvie out on a big gay dinner date 2 celebrate pride and i dressed for the occasion!!!!

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: Oh, that explains why I crossed a rainbow to get to the subway station today.

[daffodilwithit]

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🏞️☀️📸

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: The exposure on this is exceptionally awful. And the framing is terrible too.

[jollytalkerollywalker]

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Can’t think of a better way to spend my day off 😊😊😊😊 @maripatch 😍🥰💛

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: I think you're asking for altitude sickness.

[daffodilwithit]

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whatcha looking at?

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: This set off my allergies. How can you stand that much pollen?

[bonniestewarts]

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bullied maggie into letting me be her date to a RED CARPET EVENT (hello????) and they gave me my own glam team???? and a hotel room???? this is actually going to my head unfortunately EVERYONE TELL ME HOW GOOD I LOOK WTF

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: Oh, you look quite different here.

[screenplaybyshep]

Why are you always so rude to Daff?

I'm rude to everyone. The short woman shouldn't think she's special. Besides, she's not exactly all rainbows and sunshine when she sees me either.

[daffodilwithit]

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Find me in the trees

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: So you just dangle off it? And that’s impressive?

[jollytalkerollywalker]

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If you ask me to pose, I will just giggle!! 😆💛

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: Your smileyness is so alarming. What's there to be that happy about?

[elliebellyteaches]

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Aspen took the sweetest photo in the world of me and Reid! ❤️

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: I thought you said they weren’t married? @d.sterling Do you just enjoy lying?

[daffodilwithit]

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📸: Heath

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: Camera’s over this way. Composition is odd as well.

[rubyreels]

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#TBT #idoyourownstunts

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: Do you want me to clap?

[bonniestewarts]

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i know i’m gna get 1 cute supportive comment from missy and 53 comments telling me i’m cringe or condemning the way i do heart hands but in 2026 i only accept compliments and ppl who actually like me 😌

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: Just not how you do them though, is it?

[nevermacdown]

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Indoor climbing for the foreseeable til the New Year. Too fucking cold. If I’m miserable, that’s why.

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: What’s so wrong with indoor weather?

[screenplaybyshep]

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Failed first draft after failed first draft started to, allegedly, affect the rest of the family’s Christmas spirit, so I was in charge of Min(n)i(e) Bloomwood today.

[daffodilwithit]

@d.sterling: I didn't know you knew how to emote that much.

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: @d.sterling It’s amazing when you can suddenly tell what a person is capable of when you’re finally able to see their face without standing on your tiptoes. Maybe that has something to do with the shock.

[daffodilwithit]

@d.sterling: Next time you need help starting a fire, I'm setting your hair alight.

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: @d.sterling And how in the hell do you plan on reaching my hair?

[screenplaybyshep]

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Failed first draft after failed first draft started to, allegedly, affect the rest of the family’s Christmas spirit, so I was in charge of Min(n)i(e) Bloomwood today.

[petalsforpatel]

@perfectlypriya: you are so handsome i will learn to do a cartwheel just to celebrate this fact

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: @perfectlypriya Wow. Don’t hurt yourself, I guess.

[screenplaybyshep]

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Failed first draft after failed first draft started to, allegedly, affect the rest of the family’s Christmas spirit, so I was in charge of Min(n)i(e) Bloomwood today.

[shatteredgossip]

@anyabelieveit: This is vvvvvvv sweet. Kind of a serve in all honesty

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: @anyabelieveit And what exactly are we serving?

[screenplaybyshep]

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Failed first draft after failed first draft started to, allegedly, affect the rest of the family’s Christmas spirit, so I was in charge of Min(n)i(e) Bloomwood today.

[shatteredgossip]

@bemybeau: that's a nice jacket @bemybeau: i think you have plenty of spirit

[screenplaybyshep]

@shepbloomwood: @bemybeau I think you’re the only one who thinks that, Beau.