all bi myself

he/him 20s

[gingerhaze]

Some character designs with some…atypical color choices? I guess. I don’t know what’s going on in that area.

This is Nimona and her supervillain friend (He doesn’t have a name yet, I’m working on that). Nimona is his sidekick/squire, they’re like the Batman and Robin of slightly Medieval villains, but she’s actually way more evil than him. He does what he does to make a point, and he doesn’t really want anyone get hurt - Nimona just gets a kick out of destroying stuff.

I’m going to attempt to make a two page comic with them? We’ll see how this goes.

[trans-ballister-blackheart]

This was tagged #homework and posted in December 2011.

[sadieb798]

[solardrake]

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

[glitterweave]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I….excuse me???

[niceinchnails]

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[dumbtrannybitch]

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[mousegirlheart]

im not scared of flying because i know the aeromorph fuckers working at the airport would never let their wife crash

[suckmynuts-deactivated20240402]

[screw-good-usernames]

I'm literally sobbing laughing at 'they're beating all of my wives, UnfathomableRage.jpeg'

[duckavenger]

hello…. I return like 3 years later to say… Donald is still best boy…..

[porkyminch-deactivated20130907]

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

[theghostiedyke]

[itsbeebud]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[screw-good-usernames]

Archeology post

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[shhhhdaddysnotfinished]

Come on potato, we can do this!

[a-roguish-gambit]

Me: I need to work on shit

My ADHD brain: what if there was an x men evolution abbridged series but the running gag of the series was that the school isn't actually there for them to train their mutant powers it's all a front to hide the actual stupid AF parody premise: mutants have queer awakenings so mind blowing they can cause literal explosions of mutant powers so it's best to keep these kids in a state of the art facility that's mutant proof so they can all have their gay awakenings in peace and safety. None of these kids know yet they are queer, but all mutants are according to charles so its just a matter of time. Storm, Wolverine, and Charles are constantly having arguments over whether or not to let the kids know. Cerebro is actually a mutant gaydar and short circuts scanning kurt cause he is 36 flavors of queer. Charles started the school because Magneto's gay awakening was so powerful it caused Charles to be paralyzed. Logan caused the great Chicago fire with his. Scott finds out about all this from mystique and is convinced that he is the first totally straight mutant (hes not hes bi af) and keeps ignoring obvious signs he’s bi.

Me: what the fuck brain. I'm trying to do commissions. Why do you shit post on me like this

ADHD brain: Gambit's actual power in this abbridged series is causing lgbt awakenings and that's how he actually causes explosions.

Me: that's it I'm subjecting the rest of the internet to this bullshit.

[sexycraisinthanos]

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

[sexycraisinthanos]

Well, I mean... they will soon enough, the point of that statement is that they're going to due soon, they only care about immediate personal profit, not the future that they won't see

@screw-good-usernames

At 65 most people have roughly 20 or so years left before they die. So that sounds like it’s not “due soon” (remember Betty White who died at 99 years old?)

And on the subject of voting for immediate profit (which, please elaborate on that for me. I’m genuinely curious) vs the future they “won’t see” (again, 20-30 years), people are going to vote for stuff that they’re told will happen immediately. That is not just limited to people who are at retirement age. It’s also a generalized idea that I’m sure you got from personal experience with older generation of voters

But it’s not just about the “far future” that you seem to think voting only applies to

It’s about changes that can take place over the course of 5 years max.

Like I’m sure my former college classmate who was 60 at her time of enrollment in college would love the student loan forgiveness plan

Or old timers who don’t want their retirement plans getting nixed

Or maybe they’d even like to vote on minimum wage and worker’s rights because some will work until they die.

[screw-good-usernames]

You @ed me after a year and a half for some nonsense. Wtf.

[sexycraisinthanos]

This u replying to my post a year and a half later?

[screw-good-usernames]

So close babe <3 this is actually you tagging me after a year and a half. Such a good try though!

[sexycraisinthanos]

Okay except I didn’t? I’ve never even seen this reply? I didn’t post that???

[screw-good-usernames]

I didn't even remember you existed until you tagged me a week ago! I thought you were just trying to fight for some reason

[sexycraisinthanos]

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

[sexycraisinthanos]

Well, I mean... they will soon enough, the point of that statement is that they're going to due soon, they only care about immediate personal profit, not the future that they won't see

@screw-good-usernames

At 65 most people have roughly 20 or so years left before they die. So that sounds like it’s not “due soon” (remember Betty White who died at 99 years old?)

And on the subject of voting for immediate profit (which, please elaborate on that for me. I’m genuinely curious) vs the future they “won’t see” (again, 20-30 years), people are going to vote for stuff that they’re told will happen immediately. That is not just limited to people who are at retirement age. It’s also a generalized idea that I’m sure you got from personal experience with older generation of voters

But it’s not just about the “far future” that you seem to think voting only applies to

It’s about changes that can take place over the course of 5 years max.

Like I’m sure my former college classmate who was 60 at her time of enrollment in college would love the student loan forgiveness plan

Or old timers who don’t want their retirement plans getting nixed

Or maybe they’d even like to vote on minimum wage and worker’s rights because some will work until they die.

[screw-good-usernames]

You @ed me after a year and a half for some nonsense. Wtf.

[sexycraisinthanos]

This u replying to my post a year and a half later?

[screw-good-usernames]

So close babe <3 this is actually you tagging me after a year and a half. Such a good try though!

[sexycraisinthanos]

Okay except I didn’t? I’ve never even seen this reply? I didn’t post that???

[screw-good-usernames]

Wait what?

[sexycraisinthanos]

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

[sexycraisinthanos]

Well, I mean... they will soon enough, the point of that statement is that they're going to due soon, they only care about immediate personal profit, not the future that they won't see

@screw-good-usernames

At 65 most people have roughly 20 or so years left before they die. So that sounds like it’s not “due soon” (remember Betty White who died at 99 years old?)

And on the subject of voting for immediate profit (which, please elaborate on that for me. I’m genuinely curious) vs the future they “won’t see” (again, 20-30 years), people are going to vote for stuff that they’re told will happen immediately. That is not just limited to people who are at retirement age. It’s also a generalized idea that I’m sure you got from personal experience with older generation of voters

But it’s not just about the “far future” that you seem to think voting only applies to

It’s about changes that can take place over the course of 5 years max.

Like I’m sure my former college classmate who was 60 at her time of enrollment in college would love the student loan forgiveness plan

Or old timers who don’t want their retirement plans getting nixed

Or maybe they’d even like to vote on minimum wage and worker’s rights because some will work until they die.

[screw-good-usernames]

You @ed me after a year and a half for some nonsense. Wtf.

[sexycraisinthanos]

This u replying to my post a year and a half later?

[screw-good-usernames]

So close babe <3 this is actually you tagging me after a year and a half. Such a good try though!

[sexycraisinthanos]

“65 year olds shouldn’t vote because it’s not their future”

Do you think you stop existing at 65?

[sexycraisinthanos]

Well, I mean... they will soon enough, the point of that statement is that they're going to due soon, they only care about immediate personal profit, not the future that they won't see

@screw-good-usernames

At 65 most people have roughly 20 or so years left before they die. So that sounds like it’s not “due soon” (remember Betty White who died at 99 years old?)

And on the subject of voting for immediate profit (which, please elaborate on that for me. I’m genuinely curious) vs the future they “won’t see” (again, 20-30 years), people are going to vote for stuff that they’re told will happen immediately. That is not just limited to people who are at retirement age. It’s also a generalized idea that I’m sure you got from personal experience with older generation of voters

But it’s not just about the “far future” that you seem to think voting only applies to

It’s about changes that can take place over the course of 5 years max.

Like I’m sure my former college classmate who was 60 at her time of enrollment in college would love the student loan forgiveness plan

Or old timers who don’t want their retirement plans getting nixed

Or maybe they’d even like to vote on minimum wage and worker’s rights because some will work until they die.

[screw-good-usernames]

You @ed me after a year and a half for some nonsense. Wtf.