Why Are We Still Here

[funnytwittertweets]

[shyghosties]

giving your dash a little clean

[emeraldcas]

also it's super suss that the "drop your interests! you're too old!" posts are always about women. why don't you go to a football game and tell random dudes they're too old to be interested in childish games

[wintersongstress]

[themeisterart-deactivated202206]

a hand-lettering exercise that got really out of hand. oh well i like  my really unnecessarily grandiose welcome signs anyway :p

[thethespacecoyote]

Oh no, these are amazing holy shit

[seventytwo-waterellens]

Pacific Rim is great because of the absolutely fanfiction level of its plot points. Want to pilot the giant robot? You’re going to need to share your most painful memories. Who will you share them with? YOUR CRUSH

[swaps55]

#theres only one robot

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I’m being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[deathbutwithfuzzyanimals]

I can’t tell if this is gender envy or vibe envy but I envy this man

[vampiremagistrate]

I don’t know whether I want him or I want to be him.

[vampiremagistrate]

I’ll repost this because it’s that good…

[funnytwittertweets]

[jaubaius]

Purrrfect

[petermorwood]

The art of floofy felines.

[heartpdf]

[romcommunist]

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

[sevdoesnotexist]

If people need to “cheat” the system just to have enough money to eat and keep a roof over their heads, they deserved the money anyways and the system is broke.

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[weaver-z]

This thread on reddit is making me lose it in class

[weaver-z]

GUYS PLEEEASE

[oshun67]

Our love matters , too!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 This is a blessed post <3

[riverdalesblossomcheryl]

This blessed my heart and my eyes all at once (づ￣ ³￣)づ

[where-are-my-tupperwares]

[noob-majesty]

It's not even Halloween yet

[princesstigerbelle]

Shut up It’s always Halloween

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[siquetumismo]

[turntoturnover-deactivated20250]

oh my fuckning

[iopele]

UNMUTE THIS

[luckiestcloverx]

I’m at a cafe and I started crying because I had to contain my laughter at how stupidly funny this is