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For loving all sorts of things all sorts of the time. She, 30. Critical Role blog @crits-for-brains. Horny on a similar-sounding sideblog.

[seventytwo-waterellens]

Okay giant The Creepy and Freaky spoilers below but holy shit

Remember when Sakagami refused anesthesia for her catgirlification procedure and orgasmed 28 times from the pain and bliss of becoming something else

[gauntletqueen]

Hey.

Go read The Creepy and The Freaky if you want a weird funny but also genuinely scary at times horror anthology manga where a rabbit in an Animal Crossing style village sells boxes containing "fears", each being its own horror story. it goes fun places and won't let go of my brain :3

[gauntletqueen]

This manga is a cognitohazard and I am its progenitor

[bb-batterbillar]

[orcboxer]

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

[teaboot]

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

[dontwannabeaphyrexianidiot]

[all-pacas]

i have a lot of feelings and thoughts about coelacanths today

[all-pacas]

like… they’re blue

you have this mysterious fish that  no one really cared about, because everyone assumed they’d gone extinct with the dinosaurs. an interesting footnote, but one of many, many fossil species. 

and later the coelacanth gets some fame as a so-called “missing link” species, a theory which is now outdated (and not accurate for coelacanths) but was really influential at the time. because they have some weird biological quirks – bones in fins! – people were like “oh, they must be a missing link.” so the coelacanth was launched into some fame with the theory of evolution. it got brought up a lot. drawn in old textbooks as proof.

and then a fisherman finds a weird fish off the coast of south africa and calls a local fish expert who had let it be known she was interested in weird finds, and he brings her the (unfortunately badly rotted) corpse and she’s like “well, this is sure weird,” and sends off the bones to other experts, who start to quietly freak out, and rush to south africa, and rewards are offered for another one, any other one, and a few years later one is caught and frozen before rotting.

and it’s this incredible discovery, this extinct creature come to life (the prehistoric coelacanth lived in swamps and marshes in south america; these now are deep ocean fish in and around the indian ocean, but it’s still recognizably the same species)!

but it’s also blue.

not like, muddy blue, or tumblr-default-background blue.

proper shimmering sapphire blue and white. almost turquoise in some lights. this like… muddy, fossil creature. always drawn in dinosaur browns and grays. and it’s alive and it’s blue. just imagine being the scientist who opened that crate to this creature for the first time. you’re already excited, you’ve known about this fish for decades, you thought it was a story, you know it’s in this box. you expect  to see the weird fins and the strange tail. you know it’s large and odd looking. and you open it up and it’s this beautiful, shining blue, you know?

[all-pacas]

[img described: a coelacanth. it is blue.]

[apolladay]

Complete the lyric!

Take me down to the

-Paradise village where the grasses burn as those cute girls pillage

-Fire-charred counties where the law’s restored by Canadian Mounties

-Paradise regions where they restrain girls using cortical lesions

-Paradise borough where the grass is labeled ‘cause the girls are thorough

Complete the lyric! Take me down to the ...

Paradise village where the grasses burn as those cute girls pillage

Fire-charred counties where the law’s restored by Canadian Mounties

Paradise regions where they restrain girls using cortical lesions

Paradise borough where the grass is labeled ‘cause the girls are thorough

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

[itskippi]

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[peacevine]

[tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025]

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

[anik]

i love this guy

[frailbug]

i am a mosaic of everyone i have ever known and loved and touched and i find fragments of them in my playlists and how i make my tea. we may not know each other anymore but we will stay connected like this. i hope a fragment of me is with you too

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[switchblade-dragon]

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

my notifications are once again devolving into a spirited debate about the ethics of actions that could potentially make someone uncomfortable, and at risk of sounding like someone about to get a lot of irate anons I think we're frankly giving way too to much moral weight to hypothetical discomfort

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the thing about discomfort is that it's an extremely nebulous category that can be triggered by virtually anything and that's far too broad a category to have any inherent moral quality to it. like. my mom was mad uncomfortable when I stopped shaving. that didn't mean I was doing violence against my mom it just meant she needed to get over herself. many such cases it must be said.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there's not a single example I could give that's better than this

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[ottosump]

I added pictures to try and explain the cartoon better!

[jawpeople]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[trashboat]

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

[trashboat]

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

[trashboat]

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it