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❝Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.❞

SOURCE — Breakfast With Hunter (2003)

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i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

dieselhyena

Had a vision

#outlast trials

yourdicc

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

infectiouspiss

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

infectiouspiss

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

mistress-light

PROMETHEUS (2012) • Dir. Ridley Scott

chamiryokuroi

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

lastoneout

fartbutt57

just a guy with a selfie stick who loves cigarettes and 5G ❤️

l0stvegas

sufficientlylargen

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.