Já na psa, po hodině ticha: ty bys kousnul boha do zadku?
Máma, s povzdechem: nenaváděj ho.
Me to dog after an hour of silence: would you bite god in the butt?
Mother, with a sigh: don't give him ideas.
Peter Solarz

titsay

shark vs the universe
AnasAbdin
Game of Thrones Daily
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Today's Document

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

@theartofmadeline
todays bird
cherry valley forever
h
NASA
almost home
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

roma★
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Australia
seen from Japan

seen from France

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada

seen from Canada

seen from United Kingdom
@scribleroftheheretickind
Já na psa, po hodině ticha: ty bys kousnul boha do zadku?
Máma, s povzdechem: nenaváděj ho.
Me to dog after an hour of silence: would you bite god in the butt?
Mother, with a sigh: don't give him ideas.
Zaslechnuto u televize:
"Když tu gillotinu jen postavím tak to není válečný zločin, ne?"
What I learned not to do in art school
I didn’t know that “úd” originally means limb and thought that this guy from Jirásek had multiple penises
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
JDJSHJABDBFJSH
Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
The best part is Aang wouldn’t even teach him airbending in the beginning. First it’d be brewing the perfect cup of teach and blowing on it in juuuust the right way that it cools down ”But not too cold, or you’ll ruin it!”
Brushing Appa of course. Zuko would be pretty decent at that, but would come back to Aang absolutely covered in slobber and bison hair. “Awww! He likes you! <3″
Then it’d be calming meditation and slowing Zuko’s breathing (”But I am calm!”), tracking an elusive and nigh legendary animal so they can ride it, teaching patience by baking the perfect cake ”You just slapped the frosting on! It looks awful! *airbends it into the horizon* “Again!”
When Zuko finally gets it right, he almost smiles at Aang saying: “Excellent work, my student.” Then to Zuko’s consternation and horror Aang flings it at the head of the Fire Nation Governor during a political function. “And now we run!”
Pranks would be absolutely the thing that would bluescreen Zuko. Here’s an airbending master, over a century old, witnessed the genocide of his people, and he’s juggling, doing dances and tricks with Momo for the village kids, and plaguing the local aristocrats and military officers with flying cakes and whoopie cushions.
“How am I supposed to beat the Firelord with whoopie cushions?!”
And then, perfectly serious for the first time since Zuko had met him: “You don’t. The Avatar is about restoring balance. This training isn’t so you can fight the Firelord - it’s so you can stop a war.”
It takes a long time for Zuko to understand this. But the weird thing is: the townsfolk actually like Aang. Sure the aristocrats and crooked merchants and the officers don’t, but even the common Fire Nation infantry hide their chuckles with a cough when they see their commander’s fancy armor get covered in honey and feathers by “Crazy Aang,” again.
And Zuko realizes, at that moment, that he’s been having fun.
So, waking early, with no prompting from Aang, Zuko feeds Momo, brushes Appa, washes off the slobber, brews Aang his morning tea -perfectly cooled- and then proceeds to make a new, beautiful cake with no explanation.
“That looks wonderful, my student. Your best yet! Who were you planning to-”
Then Zuko smashes it in Aang’s face.
It’s the first time since coming out of the ice that Avatar Zuko laughs.
Just watched the finale of tadc in cinema
DON’T LISTEN TO THE NAYSAYERS, IT’S AN ABSOLUTE BANGER!!!! PEOPLE JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO ENJOY STUFF IN THIS FANDOM!!! IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE STORY AND THE CHARACTERS YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!
One of the most beautiful finales of any show I’ve watched in the last couple of years, I think. I was tearing up on multiple occasions. Can’t wait to draw some fanart in the future.
(Also pls no spoilers in the replies!!!!)
Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today
*screaming*
Glitch just posted this and when I tell you I died, I am not exaggerating in the slightest
Death is treating Caine well, I see 💀
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
(Source: Sen the donkey)
tw lying
Keep reading
microdosing hell by being awake and literate
"This isn't a war. This is a crime."
- Jingo, Terry Prachett.
"And then he realised he was wondering if the attack on Gorrif's shop had been organised by the same people, and whether those same people set fire to the embassy.
And then he realised why he was thinking like this.
It was because he wanted there to be conspirators. It was much better to imagine men in some smoky room somewhere, made mad and cynical by priviledge and power, plotting over the brandy. You had to cling to this sort of image because if you didn't then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told their children bedtime stories, were capable of going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people. It was so much easier to blame it on Them."
- Jingo, Terry Prachett, immediately after.
"It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us."
- Jingo, Terry Prachett. Right after that.
Ok what’s a normal amount of sleep cause rn im averaging abt six hours 😭
So first of all, same... Secondly, the normal ammount of sleep doesn't mean the same as a healthy ammount of sleep. A healthy ammount is somewhere above 8 hours every day and recovery from sleeping less actually takes more than three days of above average sleep time. Meaning sleeping in over the weekend literally isn't enough even on a three day weekend.