Scribler of the Heretic Kind

Writer of Heresy Shipper of Roaches

[cry1ngcrypt1ds]

The Story of Another Us

Human funnybunny... but not really...yet

Babies first fanfic waa waa

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[scribleroftheheretickind]

Think I might have just seen someone change a tire in my buildings parking lot at 2AM...

I thought maybe they were stealing the tire at first and honestly that would probably make more sense but apparently 2AM was the time to change a tire...

[pocitenicko]

How are you feeling today

Peachy 😊🍑🌸

PÍČYYYY 🇨🇿🇨🇿 (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

Remaining time: 19 hours 16 minutes

[legally-i-am-death]

Je zajímavé jak vždycky když se dělá Velký Úklid tal celej barák vždycky vypadá mnohem mnohem hůř v průběhu než před úklidem

[ao3screenshots]

hey finders keepers

source (x)

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[legally-i-am-death]

When you're complaining about the physics of a sex scene to your BF

@scribleroftheheretickind

So I'm now gonna write something just to use that tag

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

if ur mean to me this is who ur mean to

(photos by @brambys-art-archive)

[jf-madjesters1]

Never have I been this invested into tumblr sexyman contest before. Its just...so dang funny. XD

Part 1

So of course, I NEEDED TO DRAW SOMETHING! To celebrate for my favs! I love how close it was for both of them. Shows how beloved these two characters are for everyone.

P.S: contest is still ongoing, so go vote for Caine or maybe your other favorite characters over at @sexy-people-contests-2026 who made it to the next round.

Tumblr contest by @sexy-people-contests-2026

[literaldoe1]

I hate when the "slavic" charakters in everything are just russians. People they're not the only slavic countries give some Czechs or just anything other then Russians love at this point please is it too much to ask? 🙏😭

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

they what

[scribleroftheheretickind]

You know, nothing quite compares to reading a wuxia cultivation novel and being slapped in the face with Václav Novák, the big shot fifth-stage cultivator elder...

[yars]

[supersexyawesomeness]

[legally-i-am-death]

Zaslechnuto z kuchyně:

*plesknutí utěrky*

"To nevíte že na veřejnosti se nesouloží?!"

[scribleroftheheretickind]

Overheard from the kitchen.

*rag slap*

"Don't you know there's no coitus in public?!"

[legally-i-am-death]

Sometimes I get so understimulated that I feel like a border colie desperately running around my sheep trying to keep them in a pen so I can actually finish what I'm doing or wait for the kettle to boil because I don't have the time to start building my cosplay or indeed make a quilt the kettle will boil in two minutes and if I'm not here when it does I will straight up forget breakfast, but the sheep are also me and that makes the dog me really confused so it's clinging to my to-do list in some semblance of order while on the outside I just look like I'm vibrating you get me?

[ulovkyzvintedu]

Prosím, to tak chci.

[scribleroftheheretickind]

I have one and it's mine :D

Mám a nedám :D

[lynxindisguise]

[vice-president-galade]

[zakalwe-the-ninth]

[tofiam]

[tofiam]

@tea42 this tag of yours is killing me

[kainotkayak]

I am side eying the amount of praise kinks i have read in the past month... HOW DID THEY KNOW???

[legally-i-am-death]

........how dare you read me for filth.

[scribleroftheheretickind]

that... that tracks kinda

[linka-r9-vysocina]

for me, part of being a czech is that i would die for this house

[legally-i-am-death]

Já na psa, po hodině ticha: ty bys kousnul boha do zadku?

Máma, s povzdechem: nenaváděj ho.

[scribleroftheheretickind]

Me to dog after an hour of silence: would you bite god in the butt?

Mother, with a sigh: don't give him ideas.