The Whitest Latina In Town

Tess. She/Her. Sexuality: Don't. I'm just here to have silly fun times with my friends! INFP. Seekers of knowledge, fans of stuff, listeners of music, and readers of books welcome.

[m1s0-s0ups]

Bi-bibi-bah!

[completeanimesimp]

Good to know people are obsessed with this wittle guy like I am

[footlongdingledong]

moodboard for when you've fucked it

[sobcat]

THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING!!! ALWAYS SOMETHINGGG

[vintagewildlife]

Mountain degu (Octodontomys gliroides) By: Barbara J. Weir From: Walker's Mammals of the World 1964

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[freakxwannaxbe]

This is a couple of weeks old but I just saw it and holy shit I'm cackling

Matthew really popped in the comments ready to go to war for his murder husbands ship

[junie-bugie]

can't stop thinking about this

[random-jot]

ooh I got pliny of elder

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

[oniongarlic]

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[halorvic]

[c0ckonfettii]

listen-

[linwelinloves]

The utterly insane cackle I just cackled

[allmightydepression]

Not having gintama as the blueprint of this trope is insane

[charmedatlaw]

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

[charmedatlaw]

Again:

1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"

If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

[the-final-sif]

How to make a will.

How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

also have a designated medical power of attorney. even worse than your shitty parents getting control of your estate is your shitty parents getting control of your still-living but incapacitated body.

no, having a chill adult sibling isn't enough, it still defaults to parents for some dumbass reason even if your parents are old as balls. if you want your chill adult sibling to be your emergency decisionmaker, get it in writing.

[musicalhell]

Talk to someone about life insurance. I don't care how young and healthy you are, you are one beer truck away from lifetime disability or funeral expenses. Do what you can within your means to avoid saddling your loved ones with the bill.

[somacruz]

Mulder fart pocket

[pocketss]

widehead

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[neganessie]

Late to the party, but I just watched Tucker and Dale vs evil for the first time.