I Really Like Sushi

They/them

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I think the worst part of being born female is that I wish I wasn’t.

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The day.

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Are you looking for a sidekick in evil deeds, mischief, or general tomfoolery? Well look no further! I am a weird little sewer goblin with NO moral compass and VERY little self respect! And I’m your personal goon for the low low price of an ear of corn! Seriously! I’m hungry!

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I love a cat regardless of their markings, the quirks they were born with and their crispy meows. All cats are great oh yes indeed. I love cats, all shapes and sizes and coat lengths, I love the life in their eyes and their little toe beans. I love a cat black or orange and white, and If you don’t like cats, I love them out of spite.

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This post belongs on instagram but I put it here because it’s pretty and the sky looks like marshmallow candy.

Seriously, the sand felt like flour to walk on! So soft!

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This little turd keeps deep throating her tendon chews and I’m worried about it. I mean, she seems fine after she swallows a chewed up one whole but I don’t think that’s healthy.

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Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

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“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

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Reblog if you have incompatible genitals

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Yes.

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[Impossibly loud harp]

“Good morning gays! It’s ready.”

“Ivar , it is 4 in the morning. Why are you still awake?!”

“I said it already! It’s ready.”

“Ivar, we love you man; but please go back to sleep.”

“And miss this wonderful opportunity? No thanks!”

“Ivar oh my god go to sleep.”

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Bella.

The goobert of goobs.

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Oh my god. Oh my god!

Froggy plush!

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My gender is straight up just confusion. My pronouns are huh/what?. I am chaos unbridled, I am the rock in your shoe and the tree that just won’t stay alive no matter what you do. I’m queer and that’s okay.

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I can be rewarded with a treat. And perhaps a little kissy?

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Introducing: Bennie! My best friend who’s still alive! We have no idea how old she is.

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I came here looking for a safe haven, a vacation from the crap everywhere else on the internet. I’m still a bit new but I really like it here and think I wanna stay! I’m just a wandering merchant giving out the most random products you can imagine. Thanks for partaking in my wares. I’m building my cute little cabin here and you can come have soup with me any time!

Do you like chicken noodle?

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Tumblr help me how tf do I talk to someone I am genuinely deeply attracted to omg help. I can’t, we’ve been best friends since a really long time AND I CANT SHES SO MAGICAL WHAT DO I DO?!

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buffins is very important

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I agree, very important cat. Very appealing expression.

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I am a homosexual and this Minecraft update made me happy.