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[godtierhoroscopes]

WEED TWO

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[starjasmines]

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[programmerhumour]

Someone try this

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

please have sex before commenting on my posts. my mutuals who have religious obligations to stay chaste are exempt from this

[neopot]

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

[k009]

My town has 2 brain cells and they belong to Tom Nook and Isabelle

[coughloop]

hey  mom wjat

[coughloop]

[wumblr]

alright. where are the snopes offices

[bidaubadeadieu]

Is this a fucking joke? There are secret police and Snopes is really choosing this “wordsmithing” as their hill to die on? Gee, thanks for giving a fair shake and a nuaced take on behalf of the SECRET POLICE, WHO ARE DETAINING PEOPLE WITHOUT EXPLANATION, WITHOUT PROVIDING THEM LAWYERS AND WITHOUT MAKING ANY RECORDS OF THEIR ARREST. This is completely not in the spirit of combatting misinformation, this is bending over backward to lick boots. At least as far as I can tell all the content of the article are factually correct, but like, facts are never neutral, and the way Snopes has chosen to present them does not bode well.

[phunderplonics]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i dont care what you all say this is genuinely sweet

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

hold on a minute does that say 2017

[subjected-moved]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I love drinking gatorade in a jar <3

[skullforbrains]

w..why?

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

It restores half my HP

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[the-knights-who-say-book]

my new motivation idols are children’s shows antagonists. no matter how often they fail to defeat 2-5 children every single week, they’re back at it again the next episode with a barely modified plan and endless optimism. i aspire to live life like the entire plot depends on me trying again

[corset]

[lakevida]

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

[fortooate]

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

[karrakazz]

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

[fortooate]

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

[karrakazz]

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

[tiktoks-repost]

[toxictiktokssubbed]

[Funkytown plays faintly in the background]

Narrator: So one of the things I hate about my brother is that he hogs the bathroom in the morning, (probably because it takes so long to wash and dry his Skrillex hair). So I decided I wanted to change that. So in school we learned about this guy who was able to train dogs to drool to the sound of a bell by ringing a bell each time he showed food. So I decided I wanted to try something similar on my brother. So basically my plan was to place this Perry the platypus thing in my bathroom every day before he woke up, and then I would hide somewhere in there to scare him, so then eventually he’d associate Perry the platypus with getting scared, and he wouldn’t come into the bathroom as long as it was there. So I actually only had to do this for a couple days and, good news! As long as Perry the platypus is there, my brother won’t even set foot in there.

[gothicprep]

i found my jump drive from when i was in 6th grade and this was on it