THATS 4 IN A ROW

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[scuderiatomcat]

you should have seen my face at the final scene of this episode

[scuderiatomcat]

people seems to not like lestat’s fried bob from first season, especially compared to s2 & tvl hairstyle, but i am obsessed with it

[shittierpost]

What trying to map out realistic timelines of travel in your lotr fic feels like

I know it takes months of travel but I need them there in a week, how are we gonna make that happen

[malaayna]

@elodieunderglass your tags had me cackling

[elodieunderglass]

I don’t know what possessed me

[ulmondil]

I like the version of the dagor dagorath where fëanor breaks the silmarils but I also like the one where it’s maedhros, so I always imagine it’s both of them together. and I feel very normal about it

[ulmondil]

I’m going to make a detailed version of this at some point but here’s a really quick sketch of what I mean

[scuderiatomcat]

ughhhh i want more fics where icemav are not welcoming fostering parents to everyone!!! and without cliche tropes, like mav hyperactive y/n and ice “rescue from everything” man

like yes they’re old married couple very much in love, but put some respect on them

maverick is not irresponsible and he doesn’t need 24/7 supervision from every character who at the slightest moment calls ice

and iceman is not welcoming dozen random new people into his home, just because mav is now their captain

[snakes-are-the-best]

Hope these are funny :D

[scuderiatomcat]

looking back, funniest moment that i’ve experienced as max’s fan, was vegas diy rear wing

peak comedy

[scuderiatomcat]

that’s fifth pole for fifth world championship i’ve seen scrips

[scuderiatomcat]

this race was worth waking up at 6am and it would be even better if certain mclaren would be found underweight when i woke up again

[scuderiatomcat]

YEAH HOLY SHIT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT DSQ MAMMA MIA

[scuderiatomcat]

this race was worth waking up at 6am and it would be even better if certain mclaren would be found underweight when i woke up again

[insidethehalloftheflame-eyedking]

Broke: Fëanáro won't be reembodied until Dagor Dagorath to atone for his crimes.

Woke: Fëanáro won't be reembodied until Dagor Dagorath because he won't be healed until then.

Bespoke: Fëanáro won't be reembodied until Dagor Dagorath because Námo lost him somewhere in Endórë, and Námo doesn't want to admit he can't find the most conspicuous Elf to ever live.

[and-the-times-we-had]

Comedy: Feanor got loose somewhere deep in the halls once Namo let him wander more freely and now Namo doesn't know where he is because Feanor hides from him whenever he gets close. It's the eve of Dagor Dagorath and Namo is getting progressively more frantic in his searching.

[tinwe-the-local-assassin]

You can use his kitten's crying (Curvo calling his name) to make him show up.

[snakes-are-the-best]

Here's some Fëanorian memes for you all😌

[happyperle]

Miriel who is lowkey happy that her son is dead , because she gets to have him .

Miriel who love Feanor like Feanor loved the silmarils . Obsessively. Jealously . Claiming ownership over his person .

Miriel who insist on having him sit at the feet of her chair like a child would while she weave . If it was anybody else he would have raged and refused but she is his mother .

Miriel who dont allow anyone , not finwe , not his sons , not the people who loved or hate him to go near him (her halls are secluded ), because she want him for herself and herself alone (she gave sooo much for him , she deserve it )

She is forced at one point to allow his sons in , so they can make amends , but nothing beyond what is barely necessary .

[nighttimepatrons]

I KNOW for a FACT that Feanor loves when Neradnel manhandles him in bed

Yes he is crying but that's unrelated

[scuderiatomcat]

using my own headcanon that míriel’s white hair was a result of her meeting with morgot, while elves were living at cuiviénen (which explains to me her dying after giving birth)

so baby fëanáro was born with white hair, just like his mother’s and only later they would darken to black colour, even darker than his father’s. but few white locks of hair are left, which he really proud of.

in certain light it gives illusion of completely white haired fëanáro, and this sends uncomfortable feelings down finwë’s spine

this perfect art gave me some visualisation for one of my oldest headcanons

[istaricelebelasse]

Fëanaro sewing little stuffed animals for his sons as babies, because his mother had made him one and he treasures it.

Fëanaro seeing the way his tiny nephew looks longingly at the animal that Makalaurë carries and so sewing Findekano a little eagle all his own.

(Only because he doesn’t want the son of Nolofinwë to steal Makalaurë’s toy, of course. The pleading eyes and bright grin upon receiving the gift have Nothing To Do With It.)

Continuing the tradition for each new child born to the family, until there is a veritable menagerie of stuffed animals.

Idril giving hers to Eärendil, who in turn tucks it into the crib of his sons.

(It is always warm. Warm as though it is lit up by something inside, some feeling that Idril’s great uncle would forever deny. A warmth that had been invaluable on the Ice.)

A soft toy that, though patched and worn, is recognisable to those attacking the children’s home.

A soft toy that, eventually, many millennia later, makes its way back to Valinor. Held in the arms of one who never had such a gift, one who needs the warmth and love that infuses it.

[lotr-bitches]

Expanding on this because I love it!

What if Fëanor makes all of these toys because he found a half finished one from his mother that was intended for him? (In this case, we’re talking not Shibboleth Míriel, so she dies earlier.)

And Fëanor has never truly owned a stuffed toy of his own. Not one with the warmth and life of the maker sewn into it at any rate. When this toy that has been loved by so many children and their children and their children’s children comes back to him, it is not as warm for him as it was for them. It does not truly belong to him.

And so, Elrond comes into Valinor. Maybe Fëanor has been reembodied (perhaps not). Either way, somehow they meet and Elrond discovers the origin of the soft toy that was passed to him from his father. He discovers why Fëanor started making them in the first place.

Elrond makes Fëanor a soft toy of his very own. It’s a little wonky; some of the stitching is out of place and there is a little stuffing poking out of one of the seams. But Elrond pours so much warmth into this squishy little stuffed animal because he remembers the warmth of his own stuffed dog shaped toy with the worn ears and soft paws that helped him through several tough nights as an elfling.

Fëanor never lets go of the wonky little cow shaped soft toy that is full of love and gratitude because finally there is a stuffed animal that was made for him.

[sparklecryptid]

I don't want to go all 'some of you have incredibly biased opinions of Fëanor based on fanon and fail to acknowledge the canon complexities of such a character' but it really be hard to not do that sometimes

[and-the-times-we-had]

this

[slender-sadness]

@antlered-vixen don't leave this in the tags. i read the book a long time ago and needed the reminders tbh

[antlered-vixen]

Thanks for picking up my tags! Since we're at the Discourse Store, let me add, Shib clarifies explicitly that a crucial factor to the burning of the ships was that Fingolfin declared himself "Finwe-Nolofinwe". Since in Noldorin culture Finwe=King, this was a declaration of intent of usurpation (and was indeed shortly followed by Fingolfin declaring kingship of the Noldor - before he arrived in Beleriand.) Now I am also a Fingolfin stan. I believe he was ambitious but well-intentioned and genuinely believed wrestling the Noldor out of Feanor's influence was the best for his people. Which is... Correct. Yet, if I was terrified of replacement/usurpation and had been stoked in that direction further by Satan and someone openly declared their intent to usurp me and had a larger army than mine, and was due to arrive at my flank, I too wouldn't want them there. Things can be bad without being incomprehensibly unhinged and comically evil. They can have a rationale and reasons without it being enough moral justification. Permitting personhood is not apologia.