not here! the white north has thy bones

elaine. autistic. she/her. 30s. what if we became mutuals...unless?

[henryhodgson]

you wouldnt last an hour here

[moiraxrose]

one thing it is imperative to know about the television show Widow’s Bay is that it was created by katie dippold whose name you may not immediately recognize but whose tweet from 10 years ago you definitely do:

[killrockstar]

another day volunteering at the labyrinth... everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck david bowie. buddy, they wont even let ME fuck david bowie.

[enchantedbook]

Goblin Market (1899) John Byam Shaw.

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it

[nomeusstuff]

[random-brushstrokes]

Björn Ahlgrensson - The Twilight Glow (1903)

[sumrot]

Now I know something you don’t

[boldvisions]

The ramparts of Mount Erebus. Ross Island near Antarctica during the Terra Nova expedition, 1911.

Herbert Ponting

[chic-a-gigot]

La Mode illustrée, no. 29, 22 juillet 1923, Paris. Fig 1. — Cape en charmeuse ivoire, recouverte de crêpe georgette plissé; Pr. du patr. sur mes.: 4 fr. 75 port en plus. Ville de Paris / Bibliothèque Forney

[goldenzingy46]

it's STILL hilarious to me that the erebus lieutenants were dropping like flies so francis crozier promoted a new lieutenant. to terror.

[the-golden-vanity]

#if i were charles de voeux who passed his exam but was still a mate#and a steward got promoted over me#i would absolutely mutiny too#and i were le vesconte who was the only lieutenant on a ship with the vast majority of the enlisted men#and the new hire was a steward from the other ship and too late to really make any difference#i would also decide to do whatever i wanted and leave the captain to his own devices (via @muchtodoonterror)

[saints-who-never-existed]

A very helpful book from the stores today that helps you know your keckles from your chyrurgeons!

(And perhaps inspires you to imagine the youngest lieutenant 'exercising the seamen' 👀)

[saints-who-never-existed]

So I was looking at this book again today, measuring it up to be boxed, when I came across an interesting name?

Obviously, I have no way to prove it, but the timeline matches up well enough for me to believe that there's a small chance this Captain James Gambier could be James Fitzjames' grandfather.

And I'm including this one just for fun because even alongside Molineux Shuldham and Edmund Strange, the name Captain Cornelius Smelt still made me laugh the most.

[fuckboyzuko]

Don't worry, mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. So, in 6-8 business weeks, we're going to do big numbers! Such as, 1.

[northirish]

After giving it a lot of thought, and much soul-searching, I have decided that the only correct course of action is to kill everyone at this potluck with my enchanted cursed greatsword

[omegaversereloaded]

The other day i was getting rizzd the fuck upp by the crunchy latino cashier at trader joes. Just having a blast. Then the whole vibe changed when my card declined .

[thesilliestpotato]

if I ever arrested for robbery, it's because I've tried to steal those Erebus coffee beans to make myself a cup of coffee to perform the most questionable suicide

[the-big-mood]