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Hi, I’m 20-ish, she/her, and asexual (apothisexual) so while this is my thirsty side-blog, it’s only really thirsty in an “I find this aesthetically pleasing” or “this concept makes my heart flutter” kind of way lol

But, even though my blog isn’t exactly explicit, do not interact or follow if you’re under 18

Also DNI if you’re a racist, lgbtphobe, MAGA Republican/Conservative, MAP/PEAR, zoophile, into DD/LG/age-play, or anything adjacent or related to these things.

#yuckins

Can I tell u a secret? I think Jason Mamoa Lobo is genuinely so fine 🖤

The scary red eyes, the Double FANGS!!! The way he blows his cigar smoke out of his nose… gorg

#I wouldn’t want to lay a finger on him or vice versa #or realistically even be in his vicinity tbth #but good golly I do sure like looking at him :3c #sipspeaks #I find him hot in the most #asexual #way lololol

guysandcorpses

thank god for supergirl 2026, cuz now when people ask what my type is i can just show them a screenshot of any scene with kara and lobo

romyjones

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aspecpridecalendar

Happy Pride to all asexual nonlibidoists!

(ID: The nonlibidoist pride flag. There is a pinkish V shape with the central point at the bottom and the ends at the top corners of the flag. Above the V is purple and below is dark red.)

Nonlibidoist - A person of any sexual orientation with no sex drive/libido. A nonlibidoist does not experience an inherent drive to engage in sexual activity such as masturbation or sexual relationships. Some aces are nonlibidoists, and some are not. The presence or absence of a libido has no relation to whether someone is asexual or allosexual.

I know it’s been disproven now but I’m still laughing over the fact that there was ever the myth that back dimples meant you have a crazy sex life

I myself have these “Dimples of Venus” but I’m also asexual, sex-repulsed, and a non-libidoist

I can’t help but be a bit amused at the complete opposing nature of those things asdfghjkl

#sipspeaks #asexual #apothisexual #nonlibidoist

labcorp

lemme get a 35 year old man with no will to live

#I am fearfully beginning to realize this may be my type…#kind of rugged and intimidating vibes but ultimately pathetic #ooooops #dare I say Kaiji. Dare I say BTF Thomas…

Love how medieval horror/fantasy books seem to have a trend for having protags that are so unquestionably my type asdfghjkl

Thomas from Between Two Fires, Ser Voyne from The Starving Saints, and so far Beorn from The Witch and the Woodcutter…. They’re all so fine 🫣

#unrealistically tall… built like brick walls #but Thomas was clearly described to have a small waist!! omg body tea asdfghjkl #ser voyne #is all muscle and half her head is shaved!! genuinely kind of feral over her whole guard dog complex too #like she’s so strong and dangerous but in such a pathetic and obedient way….hmmmm lololol #and Thomas and Beorn both being older men w long dark hair and facial hair…#Beorns beard is turning grey #Thomas also being willing to saw a guys head off to get revenge…..dear lord #the pattern here seems to be #very imposing and scary character boarderlime unhinged and dangerous #rough looking w non-gender conforming hair lol #and a major soft spot in some form or another lolol #anyways…..#sipspeaks #between two fires #the starving saints #the witch and the woodcutter

poisonedapples

I’m curious: Do you enjoy kissing, and what’s your sexuality?

Yes, I’m alloromantic and allosexual

No, I’m alloromantic and allosexual

Yes, I’m aro-spec allosexual

No, I’m aro-spec allosexual

Yes, I’m alloromantic ace-spec

No, I’m alloromantic ace-spec

Yes, I am aro-spec and ace-spec

No, I am aro-spec and ace-spec

I’ve never kissed anyone/I’m bald/results

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

I’m aroallo and I HATE kissing. I think kissing is so gross, so I’m wondering if that’s just an aro thing or if other people across the attraction spectrum feel the same

#missed th poll but still wanted to answer lolol #i’m asexual #Maybe greyromantic but defo not aro #and I am VERY very particular about kissing lolol #little cute kisses are great! they’re sweet and cute and awwww lolol smooch!#cute!#basically the more the intensity goes up tho it is directly correlated to how much I dislike is asdfghjkl #romantic kiss: YAY sexual kiss: HELP

Reading the Starving Saint rn and I just finished chapter 14 and omgggg, I know they’re rly sus and all but the way the Constant Lady treated Voyne was sooooo hottttt ❤️ I love that it didn’t even need to be sexual either lol I love women authors sm this is my EXACT flavor right here ❤️❤️❤️

#sipspeaks #the starving saints

insaneption

firelord.

#respectfully #ooh my gooooooooodddddddddd

kombuchaaaaa

#I need a wallet to bite on

Genuinely losing my marbles over here w the new Avatar movie!! Haven’t watched it and I’m not planning to until the official release but oooohh my gooooddddd everyone is sooooo hottttt 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

All my childhood crushes aged up with me let’s gooooo

#I want even super into Aang or Katara but like they ALLL have me kin kicking me feet ❤️❤️❤️#it’s such a good time to be bi/pan ❤️#sipspeaks

Suggestive CW // I Recently learned abt Peter Steele’s Playgirl photoshoot and they very quickly reminded me of how specific my criteria for “Attractive” is, and how quick it can flip over to “Yucky” asdfghjkl

#cuz like oh my god #his face and brows and hands in the first pics…he’s pretty fine lolol #and his weird eyes!!! eating that up!!!#but the more skin you show the less interested I am #and once you actually get the freaking equipment out… I’m running for the hills #please go back to showing your teeth and rolling your eyes around plz :>#his hair in the first pic is everything toooo ugh #I know he was kinda problematic but I can’t deny he was a handsome guy asdfghjkl #oh and I do stand by more skin showing less I like but I am a big fan of his cunty little spider tattoo on his hip #very slay #sipspeaks #ANYWAYS #peter steele #type o negative

circusbutch

Knights,,,

#jesus christ #sorry sorry I’m cool

celestiaras

i might be stoned for what i have to say

#no but you’re right!!!#genuinely when I was watching I went from #oh my god I can’t stand this kid #to oh my god… he got hot… 🫣

I have not seen Ash and Fire just yet, but omg… somebody uploaded an edit on TikTok of Quaritch and the new tribe leader woman not gonna bother googling her name or if I spelled Quaritch correctly oops and it started w a scene where she Cuts his chest w a knife, Wipes the Blood up with her fingers and Licks it off of them, and says “I’ll eat your heart”

asdfghjkl

And the whole freaking comment section was just like “omg Quaritch is so pathetic I need him”

This Woman just did the Sexiest thing ever and you guys are foaming at the mouth over the dweeb who said “that wasn’t cool :c” shut the up

#oh my god tho when I say my heart skipped a beat #the bloooddd on her teeeeeethhhh oh my gooooooooddddddd #I’d be like *twirling my hair* *kicking my feet* teehee you Promice? 🥰❤️❤️❤️#no fr I’d be crying like a baby and panicking but let me have this fantasy w the pretty scary alien lady #it genuinely caught me off guard how hot that was wtf 🫣#sipspeaks #avatar 3 #avatar ash and fire #avatar fire and ash #omg guys which is it???

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