punch ya lights out.

indie. owen wright of maggot boy. penned by rabbit.

[simicn-blog]

  I am small and young.   Doubtless, how 𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓀 I must look to my enemies.                                                             Oh, but how looks can be 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐.

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

[confectoris-archive-deactivated]

       i had this dream that i am hittin’ my dad with a       BASEBALL BAT and he was SCREAMIN’ and       CRYIN’ for help

                  and maybe halfway through, it had more to do                   with me KILLING HIM than it ever did with                               PROTECTING MYSELF

[scverign-blog]

yo dudes i don’t have a promo for him yet but if y’all like monster hunters i’ve got ya fix right over at @confectoris!! he’s my oc and if monster hunting is your jam then you should check out the blog

[scverign-blog]

tomiisms replied to your post:yo dudes i don’t have a promo for him yet but if...

slides monster tom in…………………. bye…………………..

:3c if u wanna.. plot something over there....

>:3c i’d be down.........................

[scverign-blog]

yo dudes i don’t have a promo for him yet but if y’all like monster hunters i’ve got ya fix right over at @confectoris!! he’s my oc and if monster hunting is your jam then you should check out the blog

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[acabasteaqui]

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[rpmusings-galore]

        S ᵘ ʳ ʳ ᵉ ᶰ ᵈ ᵉ ʳ ?

                           ———–  ＮＥＶＥＲ.

[the-write-ideas]

Who Framed Roger Rabbit sentence pack

“I’ll save ya, baby!” “You were great! You were perfect! You were better than perfect!” “Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!” “You’re the private detective, you figure it out.” “Why don’t you do right, like some other men do?” “What do you think you’re doing, chump?” “Not tonight. I have a headache.” “I won’t believe it. I can’t believe it! I shan’t believe it!” “So I took a couple of dirty pictures, so kill me!” “What do you know, you dumb broad? You got the I.Q. of a rattle!” “How the hell did you get in here?” “Wait a minute, does anybody know you’re here?“ “I never killed anybody, I swear!” “Go ahead, call the cops! I come here for help and what do you do? You turn me in!” “Idiot! I got no keys for these cuffs!” “You keep talking like that and I’m gonna have to wash your mouth out!” “Don’t ever kiss me again.” “Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “He always this funny? Or only on days when he’s wanted for murder?” “Why, I resent that innuendo!” “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.” “Hey! Who turned out the lights? I can’t see a thing! What’s going on?” “A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.” “We’re supposed to be hiding, what’s wrong with you?” “Don’t cry. I don’t hate you.” “I’m sorry I yanked your ears.” “What are you gonna do to me?” “Yoo-hoo, lover boy!” “I just saved your life and you still don’t trust me?” “I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk… So he wouldn’t get hurt.” “What an unfortunate accident.” “I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage!” “I want you to to know I love you. I’ve loved you more than any woman’s ever loved a rabbit.” “Everything’s funny to you, ain’t it, needle-nose?” “He’s lost his mind.”   “I wasn’t worried! Were you?” “I think I’m gonna faint.” “That was a close shave. I thought for sure our goose was cooked!” “What the hell happened in here?” “That’s what I call one seriously disturbed toon!” “Don’t tell me you lost your sense of humor already.” “Does this answer your question?” *kisses* “Let’s go home. I’ll bake you a carrot cake.” “That’s all, folks!” (via blowthehousedown)

[ewchilton-blog]

it was  i n t i m a t e .

[tiredie]

[scverign-blog]

👊 i dunno man he just likes punching people

( send me a 👊 || accepting. )

Owen would be kind enough to return thegesture, but the kid is a solid 4′8″. He se-ttles for punching the guy in the gut.     ( Bony knuckles to it best, son. )

[dragons-rpmeme]

Send '👊' to punch my muse in the jaw.

Or send ‘👋’ to slap my muse across the face.

[twekk0-deactivated20161014]

out. callout post for @scverign: calls me out when ive done NOTHING WRONG.

[scverign-blog]

L I E S A N D S L A N D E R

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twekk0 replied to your photo:[owen voice] i can’t catch a fuckin break can i

DONT CALL ME OUT YOU SHIT HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THIS WAS ME. HOW DARE YOU